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Topic: LOOOKK,,,NOW,,,,,and I mean Please
FedMan Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 892	Fri 03/02/07 08:54 PM
Yo momma house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside. Yo Mommas house is so dirty, the **** roaches ride around on dune buggies.

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Fri 03/02/07 09:02 PM
Yo Momma so dumb she went to a football game and asked for her quarter back. Yo Momma so skinny you can't see her if she stands side ways.

creationsfire Joined Wed 01/24/07 Posts: 4548	Fri 03/02/07 09:09 PM
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs. Suck that Fed

Loves2Please Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 829	Fri 03/02/07 09:14 PM
yo mamma got a peg leg with a kick stand

creationsfire Joined Wed 01/24/07 Posts: 4548	Fri 03/02/07 09:16 PM


FedMan Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 892	Fri 03/02/07 09:16 PM
haha

Loves2Please Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 829	Fri 03/02/07 09:16 PM
Yo mama so greasy, you could fry a chicken dinner for 12 on her forehead. Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy she sweats Crisco! Yo mama so greasy, her freckles slipped off. Yo mama so greasy Texaco buys Oil from her Yo mama so greasy, she sweats butter and syrup and has a full time job at Denny's wiping pancakes across her breast.

Loves2Please Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 829	Fri 03/02/07 09:17 PM
NOW WHAT,,lmao

FedMan Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 892	Fri 03/02/07 09:17 PM
Yo mamma like a gumball machine, 25 cents a pop. Yo momma like a tv set, even a 2 yr old can turn her on. Yo momma like a doorknob, eventually everyone gets a turn.

FedMan Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 892	Fri 03/02/07 09:18 PM
Yo momma like a shotgun, one **** and she blows.

Loves2Please Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 829	Fri 03/02/07 09:21 PM
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mom! I ain't got nuthin' bad to say 'bout Yo mama, 'cause her face says it all! I'm sorry, I shouldn't talk about Yo mama, 'cause I don't even know the man PADOW--how you like me now,,lol,,lmao

creationsfire Joined Wed 01/24/07 Posts: 4548	Fri 03/02/07 09:27 PM
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo mama so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote!

Loves2Please Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 829	Fri 03/02/07 09:29 PM
Roses are red, violets are black, why's Yo mama's chest, as flat as her back? Roses are red, Yo mom's lips are blue, she sucked off that Smurf and did me up too. Roses are red, lemons are sour, how many ****s yo mama suck in one hour?

Loves2Please Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 829	Fri 03/02/07 09:37 PM
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence! Yo mama so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime. Yo mama so short she can play handball on the curb. Yo mama so short she does backflips under the bed

Loves2Please Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 829	Sat 03/03/07 02:53 PM
Whos Up 4 It..lol

Morena350 Joined Sat 09/30/06 Posts: 13611	Sat 03/03/07 06:36 PM
YOUR MOMA IS SO UGLY YOUR GRANDMA HAD TO FEED HER WITH A SLING SHOT!!!

ml24gq Joined Wed 02/07/07 Posts: 90	Sat 03/03/07 06:40 PM
your mama's so ugly when she walked by the bathroom the toilet flushed by itself

Queenbee Joined Sat 01/13/07 Posts: 1746	Sat 03/03/07 08:23 PM
Yo Momma sooooo stupid, I asked her to turn on the TV and she stared at the TV, pulled up her blouse and started playing with her nipples

Loves2Please Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 829	Sat 03/03/07 09:53 PM
Yo mama so stank, the only dis I want to give her is a disinfectant. Yo mama so stank, even dogs won't sniff her crotch.

Loves2Please Joined Thu 09/14/06 Posts: 829	Sat 03/03/07 09:57 PM
Tell Yo mama to wear a bra, she looks like she's got 4 arms.