Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? -George Carlin

Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

Do you realize how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

Does a person ever get sick without being tired?

Does Mr. Rogers really want us to be his neighbour?

Does the fountain of youth and the fountain of knowledge come from the same fictitious underground stream?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algae-bra?

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Have you ever wondered what the other side of your bellybutton looks like? Ewww.

How can something be 'new and improved'? If it's new what was it improving on?

How can there be a limited lifetime warranty?

How can there be self-help GROUPS?

How can you be ALONE with somebody? Think about it...

How come in Scooby Doo Fred and Daphne were always on the same team and Velma, Scooby and Shaggy were always on the same team? Doesn't seem quite right now that you think about it, does it?

How come on the show 'Family Matters' two of the kids just dissappeard... they were there one season and gone the next... makes you wonder if family really does matter?

How come the bullets that work are fired, and the ones that don't work are not?

How come when you are driving through a neighborhood looking for an address, you turn the radio down?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How do 'Do Not Walk On Grass' signs get there?

How do I set my laser printer on stun?

how do the skittle company people know what a rainbow tastes like?

How do they get the deer to cross at that yellow road sign?

How do you get off a non-stop flight?

How do you know if honesty is the best policy unless you've tried some of the others?

How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?

Damn Kristi, now U are making me have to THINK!!!!

Hahahahah makes you wonder huhh lmao

thanks that was great!

I will have to take the rest of the day off now. I am completely useless with so many important issues at hand.

Hmm...only one I am sure about is I don't wanna be Mr. Rogers neighbor?....didnt he pass away?

Yeah he did and actually myself did not care for the show.