Topic: You know..
BatCountry's photo
Mon 06/23/08 07:54 PM
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.

It is said that looking into Chuck Norris' eyes will reveal your future. Unfortunately, everybody's future is always the same: death by a roundhouse-kick to the face.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.


laugh laugh Love me some Chuck Norris jokes!!

PATSFAN's photo
Mon 06/23/08 07:55 PM
smokin Chuck Norris is awesomesmokin

FearandLoathing's photo
Mon 06/23/08 07:56 PM
BatCountry!!! My God you made it out of the desert!!!smokin

BatCountry's photo
Mon 06/23/08 07:56 PM

BatCountry!!! My God you made it out of the desert!!!smokin


It was long and dry.. and I crawled for miles..drinker

Beachfarmer's photo
Mon 06/23/08 07:59 PM
For a dinner cut, Chuck Norris always chooses the rump
cause that's where a Ranger's gonna be.

redhead44613's photo
Mon 06/23/08 08:00 PM
:angry: chuck norris grumble I'll give him a roundhouse-kick to the face!!

MirrorMirror's photo
Mon 06/23/08 08:01 PM

:angry: chuck norris grumble I'll give him a roundhouse-kick to the face!!
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no photo
Mon 06/23/08 09:01 PM

:angry: chuck norris grumble I'll give him a roundhouse-kick to the face!!


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