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Can you get out of the bathroom in under two hours in the morning? Will you let me stay home at watch the ballgame and not drag me out with you while you go out shopping?
Now that is perfection |
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Can you get out of the bathroom in under two hours in the morning? Will you let me stay home at watch the ballgame and not drag me out with you while you go out shopping? Now that is perfection |
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Those are the two easiest requests I think I've ever heard. I shop when forced to and I get ready in 40 minutes!
If I don't like what's on one tv I go in search of another or read a book, or work.... |
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Yes to both
Can you get out of the bathroom in under two hours in the morning? Will you let me stay home at watch the ballgame and not drag me out with you while you go out shopping? Now that is perfection |
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Can you get out of the bathroom in under two hours in the morning? Will you let me stay home at watch the ballgame and not drag me out with you while you go out shopping? Now that is perfection Water, you kill me! I am ususally out of the bathroom in less than 45 minutes. I am one of the few females that HATE to shop! Never liked the malls or shopping all day. This sounds like a application, are you taking interviews??????? |
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Wow three hotties right away. I didn't realize this would be so easy. Maybe I should added another demand like doesn't want to sit at home and watch reality TV night after night
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Im only in the bathroom for 15mins in the moring...
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Keep dreaming, buddy!!
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Honestly, I'd rather watch sports than reality........no REALLY!!!!
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I am perfect (in my own world/mind)
Good luck |
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Sounds like your only a few cliks away from "The American Dream"
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Honestly, I'd rather watch sports than reality........no REALLY!!!! Three for three? |
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Can you get out of the bathroom in under two hours in the morning? Will you let me stay home at watch the ballgame and not drag me out with you while you go out shopping? Now that is perfection That's too easy. What you are asking is reasonable. I haven't taken two hours getting ready for anything since the days of the big 80's hair. I don't shop unless I have to and I don't want company. |
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Wow three hotties right away. I didn't realize this would be so easy. Maybe I should added another demand like doesn't want to sit at home and watch reality TV night after night I do not like reality TV shows. |
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Can you get out of the bathroom in under two hours in the morning? Will you let me stay home at watch the ballgame and not drag me out with you while you go out shopping? Now that is perfection That's too easy. What you are asking is reasonable. I haven't taken two hours getting ready for anything since the days of the big 80's hair. I don't shop unless I have to and I don't want company. I'm being reasonable? Too easy? I definitely need to up my demands. Let me think on this. |
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thats easy. Now will you watch the yankees?
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I watch the Cardinals.
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thats easy. Now will you watch the yankees? If you tell me you are a Jets fan too then there may be a JSH love story about to begin. |
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thats easy. Now will you watch the yankees? If you tell me you are a Jets fan too then there may be a JSH love story about to begin. |
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BTW, just wanted to clarify something. This thread was created with tongue firmly in cheek. It is poking fun at a couple of threads I saw posted today. I hope no one took this seriously...
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