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BTW, just wanted to clarify something. This thread was created with tongue firmly in cheek. It is poking fun at a couple of threads I saw posted today. I hope no one took this seriously... 
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 Can you get out of the bathroom in under two hours in the morning? Will you let me stay home at watch the ballgame and not drag me out with you while you go out shopping?
 Now that is perfection
if you find one like that,ask her if she has a single sister 
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Oh maaannnn Ya done it this time, huh? 
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Oh maaannnn Ya done it this time, huh?
I'm not sure. You think anyone really took this seriously? Can anyone be that easy to please?
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Ok..yes I'm out of the bathroom in about half an hour...I shop when bored or when I need something.
p.s. I would NOT watch the Yankees...unless I could pull against them But I WOULD let you watch AUBURN football with me!
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Ok..yes I'm out of the bathroom in about half an hour...I shop when bored or when I need something. p.s. I would NOT watch the Yankees...unless I could pull against them But I WOULD let you watch AUBURN football with me!
And that is why we shall remain FRIENDS forever...
 ((((Connie))))
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Mitch
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Mitch
You're up early today....
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VERY funny!
Had trouble sleeping last night....but it's all good. |
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Can you get out of the bathroom in under two hours in the morning? Will you let me stay home at watch the ballgame and not drag me out with you while you go out shopping?
Now that is perfection
Water, you kill me!
I am ususally out of the bathroom in less than 45 minutes. I am one of the few females that HATE to shop! Never liked the malls or shopping all day. This sounds like a application, are you taking interviews??????? 
 Nah, you know the position is filled
But if that doesn't work you can be my backup?
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Wow three hotties right away. I didn't realize this would be so easy. Maybe I should added another demand like doesn't want to sit at home and watch reality TV night after night HEY! What am I chopped liver???????? 
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Edited by
Unknow
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Mon 06/23/08 01:58 PM
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Wow three hotties right away. I didn't realize this would be so easy. Maybe I should added another demand like doesn't want to sit at home and watch reality TV night after night HEY! What am I chopped liver????????
 I didn't see you...
My bad. You are hotttttttttttttttttttttttt
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Thank YOU! Thought maybe you were ignoring me! I get real mean when I am ignored! Ask the guy I am stalking right now!
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TAZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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If I can do both those things, lots of women can. You will find her!
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Thank YOU! Thought maybe you were ignoring me! I get real mean when I am ignored! Ask the guy I am stalking right now!
((((((((Tazz))))))))
I'd never ignore you
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Hey, I love ya both........((((((((AUBURN)))))))))
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Oh maaannnn Ya done it this time, huh?
I'm not sure. You think anyone really took this seriously? Can anyone be that easy to please?
Could open that 'can of worms' inadvertently. Why is the urge to run so strong just now??
I suppose it's one of those basic, platonic yeah-this-is-how-I-am type threads. Congratulations! |
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Oh maaannnn Ya done it this time, huh?
I'm not sure. You think anyone really took this seriously? Can anyone be that easy to please?
Could open that 'can of worms' inadvertently. Why is the urge to run so strong just now??
I suppose it's one of those basic, platonic yeah-this-is-how-I-am type threads. Congratulations! There is no urge to run. There is no urge to do anything other than entertain. I'm not looking. I've already found the one I seek out here. I stick around for friends and laughs... |
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Im looking for the perfect man..except my lists of dont's is too long for this thread....
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