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Jimmy Buffet, the a$$hole song... for most of the men ive dated  I know that song but cannot think of it.. haha What would jimmy buffet do? I need a bracelet.. WWJBD haha here's the words to it The Asshole Song by Jimmy Buffett (lyrics) by veco Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night. Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad. So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this... Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an asshole tonight. Yes you're an A S S H O L E... And don't you try to blame it on me. You deserve all the credit. You're an asshole tonight. You were an asshole yesterday. You're an asshole tonight. And I've got a feelin' you'll be an asshole the rest of your life. And I was talkin' to your mother just the other night. I told her I thought you were an asshole. She said, "Yes. I think you're right." And all your friends are assholes 'cause you've known them your whole life. And somebody told me you've got an asshole for a wife. Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight. BUHAHAHAHAHA |
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It's not over by Daughtry.... Iris.. Goo goo dolls. Both corny songs. But make me think of the exs lol iris by goo goo dolls. was my ex fiance and my song. |
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Hate Me by Blue October...
reminds me of myself... |
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Jimmy Buffet, the a$$hole song... for most of the men ive dated I know that song but cannot think of it.. haha What would jimmy buffet do? I need a bracelet.. WWJBD haha here's the words to it The Asshole Song by Jimmy Buffett (lyrics) by veco Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night. Somebody nearly cut me right off the road. I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad. So I wrote a song about him instead. It goes like this... Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an asshole tonight. Yes you're an A S S H O L E... And don't you try to blame it on me. You deserve all the credit. You're an asshole tonight. You were an asshole yesterday. You're an asshole tonight. And I've got a feelin' you'll be an asshole the rest of your life. And I was talkin' to your mother just the other night. I told her I thought you were an asshole. She said, "Yes. I think you're right." And all your friends are assholes 'cause you've known them your whole life. And somebody told me you've got an asshole for a wife. Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight. This remindes me of a Zappa song, or something by David Alan Coe |
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This remindes me of a Zappa song, or something by David Alan Coe
ya... so not buffet huh??? |
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"You Owe Me Nothing In Return" ~ A. Morissette ... song that I gave to a friend before I had to say goodbye to 'us' for awhile.
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I Just thought it was a funny song.
 by Randy Newman LETS DROP THE BIG ONE No one likes us-I don't know why We may not be perfect, but heaven knows we try But all around, even our old friends put us down Let's drop the big one and see what happens We give them money-but are they grateful? No, they're spiteful and they're hateful They don't respect us-so let's surprise them We'll drop the big one and pulverize them Asia's crowded and Europe's too old Africa is far too hot And Canada's too cold And South America stole our name Let's drop the big one There'll be no one left to blame us We'll save Australia Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo We'll build an All American amusement park there They got surfin', too Boom goes London!...boom Paree! More room for you and more room for me And every city the whole world round Will just be another American town Oh, how peaceful it will be We'll set everybody free You'll wear a Japanese kimono babe There'll be Italian shoes for me They all hate us anyhow So let's drop the big one now Let's drop the big one now |
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"trans europe express" by kraftwerk
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For all my jsh friends...My wish
I hope the days come easy and the moments pass slow, And each road leads you where you wanna go, And if you're faced with a choice, and you have to choose, I hope you choose the one that means the most to you. And if one door opens to another door closed, I hope you keep on walkin' till you find the window, If it's cold outside, show the world the warmth of your smile. But more than anything, more than anything... My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to, Your dreams stay big, your worries stay small, You never need to carry more than you can hold, And while you're out there getting where you're getting to, I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too, Yeah, this, is my wish. I hope you never look back, but you never forget, All the ones who love you, in the place you left, I hope you always forgive, and you never regret, And you help somebody every chance you get, Oh, you find God's grace, in every mistake, And always give more than you take. But More than anything, yeah, more than anything... My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to, Your dreams stay big, your worries stay small, You never need to carry more than you can hold, And while you're out there getting where you're getting to, I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too, Yeah, this, is my wish. Yeah. My wish, for you, is that this life becomes all that you want it to, Your dreams stay big, your worries stay small, You never need to carry more than you can hold, And while you're out there getting where you're getting to, I hope you know somebody loves you, and wants the same things too, Yeah, this, is my wish http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xz32I_GbpeU |
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i always like fat bottom girls......queen
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The Lumberjack Song..... makes me cry every time. How can something so funny make you cry?! (psst..hey bud. it's called sarcasm.) |
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Staind - Fill Me Up
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Daughtry's Over you. "I should have seen it coming a long, long time ago." Those words are perfect for the way I felt when my ex walked out.
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live like you were dying by tim mcgraw. The first time I heard it I was driving back to my hometown after finding out my grandpa had passed away.
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Jann Arden Insensitive
How do you cool your lips after a summer's kiss? how do you rid the sweat after the body bliss? how do you turn your eyes from the romantic glare how do you block the sound of a voice you'd know anywhere? Oh, I really should have known... by the time you drove me home by the vagueness in your eyes your casual good-byes by the chill in your embrace the expression on your face that told me maybe you might have some advice to give on how to be insensitive How do you numb your skin after the warmest touch? how do you slow your blood after the body rush? how do you free your soul after you've found a friend? how do you teach your heart its a crime to fall in love again? Oh, you probably wont remember me its probably ancient history I'm one of the chosen few who went ahead and fell for you I am out of vogue, I'm out of touch I fell too fast, I feel too much I thought that you might have some advice to give on how to be insensitive |
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Blue October - Hate Me Dedicated to my last girlfriend....Suzi i hear that song and i think of my brother saying it to our mom...hes put her and us thru so much...hell get better soon though..it aint over yet....he gets "here i go again" by white snake too..and yes, im very close to him but hes going thru alot right now. |
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Jann Arden Insensitive How do you cool your lips after a summer's kiss? how do you rid the sweat after the body bliss? how do you turn your eyes from the romantic glare how do you block the sound of a voice you'd know anywhere? Oh, I really should have known... by the time you drove me home by the vagueness in your eyes your casual good-byes by the chill in your embrace the expression on your face that told me maybe you might have some advice to give on how to be insensitive How do you numb your skin after the warmest touch? how do you slow your blood after the body rush? how do you free your soul after you've found a friend? how do you teach your heart its a crime to fall in love again? Oh, you probably wont remember me its probably ancient history I'm one of the chosen few who went ahead and fell for you I am out of vogue, I'm out of touch I fell too fast, I feel too much I thought that you might have some advice to give on how to be insensitive love that song....its on the soundtrack of "bed of roses" movie... |
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It's not over by Daughtry.... Iris.. Goo goo dolls. Both corny songs. But make me think of the exs lol iris by goo goo dolls. was my ex fiance and my song. hiya
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It's not over by Daughtry.... Iris.. Goo goo dolls. Both corny songs. But make me think of the exs lol iris by goo goo dolls. was my ex fiance and my song. hiya Hiya
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It's not over by Daughtry.... Iris.. Goo goo dolls. Both corny songs. But make me think of the exs lol iris by goo goo dolls. was my ex fiance and my song. hiya Hiya how r ya tonight ? |
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