Topic: Why did the Chicken Cross The Road? | |
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I'd say because the Chicken wanted to get to the other side. What do you say? |
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To boldly go where no chicken has gone before
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Because he was pinned to a punkrocker!!
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Because he had a mad pack of wolves chasing him....
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to pick up his unemployment check
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To prove to A possum it could actually be done
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To show up for his idictment.
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Cause the Chicken had to prove he was there before the egg.
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Because on the side he was on...he saw the pot of hot grease waiting on
the stove to cook him. Run Chicken Run!!! |
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'Cause the tunnel was flooded.
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He forgot his passport!
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How about this one....
He thought the Grass was Greener on the other side. |
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'Cause he was hen pecked!!
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That was funny BigGlen
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@ BigGleen
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a chicken is a chicken. a rooster is a rooster.which was it?
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Because he saw Col. Sanders carrying a bucket....
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Because it was the Politically correct thing to do !
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LOL@Glenn...funny Hi all! |
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WOW, It really is a very long story but I will try to explain ??????
Well, see Mrs Chicken was having an affair with Big bed (rooster), and Mr Tomdiick (her old man) found out about it and said he was going to KILL Big Red, and took out the door after the son-of-a-b1tch,,, Well, Mrs Chicken, just had to try to warn Big Red and the only way to get to his barn BEFORE her old man was to go --------- CROSS THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!! AND 'yes' SHE GOT THERE AHEAD OF HER OLD MAN, But, she didn't get out of there before he seen her and Big Red together, and ,,,,,,,fire and looks to KILL came from his eyes, as he pick up farmer brown's axe, and SO NOW YOU KNOW THE REST OF THE STORY TO,,,,,,,,,down please! ,,,,,,,BROWN'S CHICKEN,,,,,,,,,, |
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