It tastes better, that's the thing about Brown's....

Okey!
Dokey!
Smokey! Great Responses....

to get away from Colonel Sanders

cause he seen a hot chicky.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Depends on whom you ask...

Walt Whitman: To cluck the song of itself

Jack Nicholson: 'Cause it (CENSORED) wanted to. That's the (CENSORED)
reason.

John Paul Jones: It has not yet begun to cross!

Ralph Waldo Emerson: It didn't cross the road; it transcended it.

Aristotle: To actualize its potential.

Pyrrho the Skeptic: What road?

William Shakespeare: I don't know why, but methinks I could
rattle off a hundred-line soliloquy without much ado.

Thomas Paine: Out of common sense.

T.S. Eliot: Weialala leia / Wallala leialala.

Groucho Marx: Chicken? What's all this talk about chicken? Why, I had an
uncle who thought he was a chicken. My aunt almost divorced him, but we
needed the eggs.

Karl Marx: To escape the bourgeois middle-class struggle.

Mark Twain: The news of its crossing has been greatly exaggerated.

Mr. Scott: 'Cos ma wee transporter beam wasna functioning properly. Ah
canna work miracles, Captain!

Robert Frost: To cross the road less traveled by.

Sigmund Freud: The chicken obviously was female and obviously
interpreted the pole on which the crosswalk sign was mounted as a
phallic symbol of which she was envious.

William Wordsworth: To have something to recollect in tranquility.

Caesar: To come, to see, to conquer.

Bill the Cat: Oop Ack.

Rene Descartes: It had sufficient reason to believe it was dreaming
anyway.

Albert Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road or the road moved
beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Leda: Are you sure it wasn't Zeus dressed as a chicken? He's into that
kind of thing, you know.

Zsa Zsa Gabor: It probably crossed to get a better look at my legs,
which thank goodness are good, dahling.

George Bush: To face a kinder, gentler thousand points of headlights.

Epicurus: For fun.

T.S. Eliot revisited: Do I dare to cross the road?

Zeno of Elea: To prove it could never reach the other side.

Emily ****inson: Because it could not stop for death.

Howard Cosell: It may very well have been one of the most astonishing
events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedent avian
biped with the merity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly
relegated to homo sapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence.

Gregor Mendel: To get various strains of roads.

Sisyphus: Was it pushing a rock, too?

Salvador Dali: The fish.

Lee Iacocca: It found a better car, which was on the other side of the
road.

Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately...and suck all the marrow out
of life.

Mae West: I invited it to come up and see me sometime.

Joseph Conrad: Mistah Chicken, he dead.

Gerald R. Ford: It probably fell from an airplane and couldn't stop its
forward momentum.

Gottfried von Leibniz: In this best possible world, the road was made
for it to cross.

Candide: To cultivate its garden.

George Washington: Actually it crossed the Delaware with me back in
1776. But most history books don't reveal that I bunked with a birdie
during the duration.

Dylan Thomas: To not go(sic) gentle into that good night.

David Hume: Out of custom and habit.

John Milton: To justify the ways of God to men.

James Tiberius Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.

Ernest Hemingway: To die. In the rain.

Gilligan: The traffic started getting rough; the chicken had to cross.
If not for the plumage of its peerless tail; the chicken would be lost.
The chicken would be lost!

Thomas Dequincy: Because it ran out of opium.

Socrates: To pick up some hemlock at the corner druggist.

The Sphinx: You tell me.

To get a taste of the hen accross the street!!!!!!

Bravo!!! An outstanding post. Best I've seen yet. ( now for my little
bit of dribble)


CHICKEN!!!, CHICKEN!!! My ex wife
called me CHICKEN, ONCE!!!

he crossed the road to get his green card

WOW Jean

That is one impressive list of Why the Chicken wanted to cross the
road....

That was really kewl! I do appreciate your
feedback.....

That was really amazing to me....Keep up the good feedback!

Thanks, Queen. (But I do hope you know I didn't write that; I just
copied and pasted it!)

to chase the bottle of wine that rolled away

He crossed the road to get to the beer store. The other half dozen
chicken didn't cross the road cause they were under age.

Thank Goodness for Cut and Paste Jean!