We like to call everything thingy because we don't know what it is. I will start off with that rectangle thingy that you give to the bank teller. You can guess what it is.

A demand note while pointing my thingy at her

Oh, good. I thought I was the only surviving redneck.

I am from England by the way and my neck isn't red when I checked last

Aren't you glad you are from England? I bet there is a shortage of rednecks there.

I don't suppose it makes too much of a difference if it is prerequisite then please pass the paint other wise we have Welsh and Irish would that do?

Irish and Welsh thingies will work.

They even make moonshine and there is a moonshine song too and the thingy there is called thingymejig

I bet they pour it into a thingymebob to drink it sometimes.

silly rednecks!!!!
why you 2 were yackin the tellar pushed the button thingy!!!!
now the cops are outside yelling through their speaker thingy

I like having it in my thingymajigger

Oh, no hide the stash the cop thingies are after us. Its a raid.

I keep away from the stuff I know they pour the left oversa in their knackered ford (British Ford)transits (vans) and drive them too. I am not drinking that stuff red neck or blue t*t dont care but the song is funny do you want to hear me sing it? here

Yeah, go ahead and play the thingy. I would like to hear it.

thew redneck cop only charged me for a lewd behaviour though

Sing to the tune of �You are the sunshine of my life� by S. Wonder

I gave some moonshine to my wife
That's why she�s stum-bl-ing around
And she�ll just babble on all night
Then she�ll fall face first on the ground

I feel this has become a problem
Because now she says that she wants more
I swear this doesn�t happen often
And I�ll clean up the puke that�s on the floor

I gave some moonshine to my wife, yeah,
I made it from my basement still
And now I�m very mortified
I guess it wasn�t such a thrill

I should have known that she�d get plastered
Because she gets drunk off one beer
And she must think that I�m a bastard
Because all our friends thinks she�s very weird

I gave some moonshine to my wife, yeah
And now I wish I never had
She says she doesn�t feel all right
I think that batch she had was bad

I gave some moonshine to my wife�

That is a wonderful tune thingy. I bet it would be a grand tune at the Moonshiners' Convention.

her puke was not good though I had to use the thingy to mop it up

She should have spent more time in front of her porcelain God thingy till she got it right.

she is flat on her face she is breathing she will be ok though I am rushing out to work cause the boss said if I am lete he will give me the pink thingy