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| Topic: Who's next? Help me write an adult nursery rhyme... | |
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Edited by
bigblue29
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Thu 06/05/08 12:04 PM
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Hey diddle diddle i played that cat like a fiddle. Nothing like a puss to make me kick off my boots. She thought it would never happen a cow jumping over a moon but hey she should have known, when she laid with me to spoon.
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Thanks for the laughs I really need them right now everyone!!
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son.    I will start another one Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's A$$, And turned it's wool to nylon. We really need a rolling around laughing icon..lol Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. After a super bad day this is just what I needed..Thanks for the laughs Robert  any time sweets
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How do I follow up behind this other Robert??? I've been on the floor laughing...can't figure what to come up with...Wait
Jack be nimble Jack was quick When the candle Lit his wick. |
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Little Bo Peep she f**ed her sheep
She b**w her horse and licked its feet she ate its a** so very nice then tongued its b**ls not once but twice (Okay, so I stole that from Andrew Dice Clay) You know there are currently two of these things going on, this one's winning |
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Humpty Dumpty went for a ride
Found a girl to sit by his side Along the ride they had some fun Didn't stop till the deed was done |
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Humpty Dumpty went for a ride Found a girl to sit by his side Along the ride they had some fun Didn't stop till the deed was done That was cute Pam, and they had a couple of scambled eggs when they were through. |
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Edited by
s1owhand
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Fri 06/06/08 12:02 PM
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Jack be nimble
Jack be quick Jack misfired With just one lick  rap a song of six pants a big flask full of rye 4 and 20 sick dudes with a cherry pie when the pie was opened they all began to sang n rap about the finest ass to bounce do-n her thang 
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