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Topic: Who's next? Help me write an adult nursery rhyme...
lurchs_sister's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:01 AM
Jack and Jill
went up
the hill
but not
to fetch
some water

Instead they went
up to do
somethin
they shouldn't
oughta


NEXT...

Jill298's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:04 AM
<--- Jill isn't playing anymoregrumble

lurchs_sister's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:06 AM

<--- Jill isn't playing anymoregrumble



ROTFLMAO!!! Sorry Jill!!laugh laugh laugh

Jill298's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:07 AM


<--- Jill isn't playing anymoregrumble



ROTFLMAO!!! Sorry Jill!!laugh laugh laugh
laugh laugh

robert1652's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:10 AM
Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.

Jill298's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:11 AM

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.
huh grumble

Jill298's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:11 AM
jack is short for jack azz

robert1652's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:12 AM


Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.
huh grumble
come on it is a joke what can you find to rhyme with pill flowerforyou

lurchs_sister's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:13 AM
I should have known this is where this would go!noway laugh

robert1652's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:14 AM



Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.
huh grumble
come on it is a joke what can you find to rhyme with pill flowerforyou


I will start another one
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's A$$,
And turned it's wool to nylon.

robert1652's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:16 AM

jack is short for jack azz
whats up Jill ?

Marley's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:16 AM

Jack and Jill
went up
the hill
but not
to fetch
some water

Instead they went
up to do
somethin
they shouldn't
oughta


NEXT...


Mary had a little lamb,
the doctors were surprised.
But when Old MacDonald had a farm,
you should have seen their eyes.

rainysky39's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:16 AM




Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.
huh grumble
come on it is a joke what can you find to rhyme with pill flowerforyou


I will start another one
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's A$$,
And turned it's wool to nylon.


laugh laugh laugh We really need a rolling around laughing icon..lol

robert1652's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:19 AM





Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.
huh grumble
come on it is a joke what can you find to rhyme with pill flowerforyou


I will start another one
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's A$$,
And turned it's wool to nylon.


laugh laugh laugh We really need a rolling around laughing icon..lol


Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

rainysky39's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:22 AM






Jack and Jill
Went up the hill,
To have little fun.
Jill, that dill
Forgot her pill,
And now they have a son.
huh grumble
come on it is a joke what can you find to rhyme with pill flowerforyou


I will start another one
Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's A$$,
And turned it's wool to nylon.


laugh laugh laugh We really need a rolling around laughing icon..lol


Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

After a super bad day this is just what I needed..Thanks for the laughs Robert smooched

awolf1010's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:23 AM
jack and jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter
jill came down with 2.50
the whoar!!!

d4tc's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:29 AM


Jack and Jill
went up
the hill
but not
to fetch
some water

Instead they went
up to do
somethin
they shouldn't
oughta


NEXT...


Mary had a little lamb,
the doctors were surprised.
But when Old MacDonald had a farm,
you should have seen their eyes.



drinker laugh

lurchs_sister's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:32 AM
Lollaugh to all of these but now I'm waiting for Jason to add to this cause I know he has it in him!!:wink: :tongue:

no photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:40 AM
Mary mary, really was contrary. When little miss muffit sat on her tuffit she felt a bob protruding from something hairy.

lurchs_sister's photo
Thu 06/05/08 11:41 AM
LMAO!!! Good one Eric!!laugh laugh

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