Topic: Who's next? Help me write an adult nursery rhyme... | |
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Jack and Jill
went up the hill but not to fetch some water Instead they went up to do somethin they shouldn't oughta NEXT... |
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<--- Jill isn't playing anymore
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<--- Jill isn't playing anymore ROTFLMAO!!! Sorry Jill!! |
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<--- Jill isn't playing anymore ROTFLMAO!!! Sorry Jill!! |
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Jack and Jill
Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. |
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. |
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jack is short for jack azz
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. |
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I should have known this is where this would go!
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. I will start another one Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's A$$, And turned it's wool to nylon. |
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jack is short for jack azz |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill but not to fetch some water Instead they went up to do somethin they shouldn't oughta NEXT... Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were surprised. But when Old MacDonald had a farm, you should have seen their eyes. |
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. I will start another one Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's A$$, And turned it's wool to nylon. We really need a rolling around laughing icon..lol |
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. I will start another one Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's A$$, And turned it's wool to nylon. We really need a rolling around laughing icon..lol Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. |
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Jack and Jill Went up the hill, To have little fun. Jill, that dill Forgot her pill, And now they have a son. I will start another one Mary had a little lamb It ran into a pylon. 10,000 volts went up it's A$$, And turned it's wool to nylon. We really need a rolling around laughing icon..lol Georgie Porgy, pudding and pie. Kissed the girls and made them cry. When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too, cause he was gay. After a super bad day this is just what I needed..Thanks for the laughs Robert |
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jack and jill went up the hill
each with a buck and a quarter jill came down with 2.50 the whoar!!! |
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Jack and Jill went up the hill but not to fetch some water Instead they went up to do somethin they shouldn't oughta NEXT... Mary had a little lamb, the doctors were surprised. But when Old MacDonald had a farm, you should have seen their eyes. |
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Lol to all of these but now I'm waiting for Jason to add to this cause I know he has it in him!!
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Mary mary, really was contrary. When little miss muffit sat on her tuffit she felt a bob protruding from something hairy.
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LMAO!!! Good one Eric!!
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