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Topic: An Athiest walks in the woods
danite2001 Joined Mon 05/26/08 Posts: 6	Mon 06/02/08 07:31 PM
An Athiest was walking in the woods what majestic trees, what powerful rivers, what beautiful animals. As he was walking near the river he heard the bushes rustle behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7 foot tall grizzly bear chargindg at him. Running as fast as he could he looked over his sholder and noticed the bear was gaining on him. As he con tinued to run he fell. As he was rolloing over to pull himself up he saw that the bear was right on top of him reaching for him with its left paw and bringing its right paw back to strike. The atheist yelled "Oh my god!!" Suddenly a bright light appeared the bear froze and the forest went silent. A voice came from the sky and said, "All your life you have denied my existance, taught others I do not exist, even to credit creation as a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of thi predicament? Am I to count on you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical for me to ask you to treat me as a christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR A CHRISTIAN." "Very well" said the voice. The sounds of the forest resumed. The bear dropped his paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke. "Lord bless this food I am about to recieve form thy bounty through Christ our Lord. Amen"

1956deluxe Joined Thu 12/06/07 Posts: 8559	Mon 06/02/08 07:33 PM
OMG!

RicJL Joined Wed 03/19/08 Posts: 1055	Mon 06/02/08 07:35 PM
I gotta wonder about a newbie who's first post ever is a joke that insults a segment of our society. (and is chock-a-block full of spelling and typing mistakes to boot) Good luck in the Forums.

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Mon 06/02/08 07:37 PM
I gotta wonder about a newbie who's first post ever is a joke that insults a segment of our society. (and is chock-a-block full of spelling and typing mistakes to boot) Good luck in the Forums.

LaughaLittle101 Joined Sun 04/20/08 Posts: 1485	Mon 06/02/08 07:40 PM
I gotta wonder about a newbie who's first post ever is a joke that insults a segment of our society. (and is chock-a-block full of spelling and typing mistakes to boot) Good luck in the Forums. Thats kinda harsh dont ya think

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Mon 06/02/08 07:45 PM
I heard a different version, but it was still funny. Yes i'm a christian...all i can say is lighten up people...it's a JOKE!!

adj4u Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 21254	Mon 06/02/08 08:53 PM Edited by adj4u on Mon 06/02/08 08:53 PM
I gotta wonder about a newbie who's first post ever is a joke that insults a segment of our society. (and is chock-a-block full of spelling and typing mistakes to boot) Good luck in the Forums. ssheezzzzzzzz the english police strike again and where is the insult the atheist showed moral character by admiting he would be wrong in accepting divine intervention in a time of need from one he rejected for so long talk about being insulting oh by the way the joke was good to

Fanta46 Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 29361	Mon 06/02/08 08:57 PM
An Athiest was walking in the woods what majestic trees, what powerful rivers, what beautiful animals. As he was walking near the river he heard the bushes rustle behind him. He turned to look and saw a 7 foot tall grizzly bear chargindg at him. Running as fast as he could he looked over his sholder and noticed the bear was gaining on him. As he con tinued to run he fell. As he was rolloing over to pull himself up he saw that the bear was right on top of him reaching for him with its left paw and bringing its right paw back to strike. The atheist yelled "Oh my god!!" Suddenly a bright light appeared the bear froze and the forest went silent. A voice came from the sky and said, "All your life you have denied my existance, taught others I do not exist, even to credit creation as a cosmic accident. Do you expect me to help you out of thi predicament? Am I to count on you as a believer?" The atheist looked directly into the light and said, "It would be hypocritical for me to ask you to treat me as a christian now, but perhaps you could make the BEAR A CHRISTIAN." "Very well" said the voice. The sounds of the forest resumed. The bear dropped his paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head and spoke. "Lord bless this food I am about to recieve form thy bounty through Christ our Lord. Amen" Good one

Jtevans Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 30654	Mon 06/02/08 09:01 PM Edited by Jtevans on Mon 06/02/08 09:02 PM
this isn't poking fun at Christians good joke

JOHNNIE5 Joined Sun 04/29/07 Posts: 1266	Mon 06/02/08 09:09 PM
YA FOR THE BEAR.

adj4u Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 21254	Mon 06/02/08 09:12 PM Edited by adj4u on Mon 06/02/08 09:12 PM
this isn't poking fun at Christians good joke oh i thought he meant the atheist was the insult i did not realize that being a cristian is not bear able

Fanta46 Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 29361	Mon 06/02/08 09:15 PM


transientmind Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4827	Mon 06/02/08 09:46 PM
I've said it once, I'll say it again. If you can't take a joke, you're in the wrong forum.

DTHRomeo Joined Wed 06/20/07 Posts: 43387	Mon 06/02/08 10:09 PM
I'm with Trans

Tanler Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 1458	Mon 06/02/08 10:12 PM
Cute Story

isaac_dede Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 10632	Tue 06/03/08 11:23 AM
I've said it once, I'll say it again. If you can't take a joke, you're in the wrong forum.

cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Tue 06/03/08 11:33 AM
the definition of a joke people look it up.

Def03 Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 910	Tue 06/03/08 11:48 AM
Im sorry I thought it was funny.