Pastor's Business Card



A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house it

seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his repeated

knocks at the door.



Therefore, he took out a business card and wrote "Revelation 3:20" on the

back of it and stuck it in the door.



When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his card

had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis 3:10."



Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in gales of

laughter. Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock."

Genesis 3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I

was naked."

I like these...

thats awsome

yeah heaven4bid dont go to the door naked you'll end up on the sexual predator list/regestry