.... people to say at your funeral.

me-"You think he looks bad, you should see the water hose"

About damn time.

i loved that bast--d!!!!

Their true thoughts

Man she knew how to live!

He came, He saw and he fuc*ed off!

In Memory of Beachfarmer

Rock star, Philanthropist, Trapeze Artist, Astronaut Champion Surfer, Beloved Humanitarian, Veterinarian, Environmentalist, Researcher, Inventor, and Toy Train Enthusiast

As the single heir to the sliced bread legacy and bored, he successfully lobbied all Governments to an immediate termination of all weapons systems.

Upon the discovery of his kelp derived, limitless, pollutant free, cost effective energy source; he also successfully lobbied for the immediate cessation of use of any and all fossil fuels. With momentum and worldwide support he put together a committee that eventually liquidated the oil companies using the profits to provide shelter and clean drinking water for every Earth citizen, which dramatically dropped the crime rate world wide.

In his spare time he liked to tinker, and invented the rash less shaving razor we all use today.

Upon his deathbed at the age of 168, when learning about the reformation of the polar ice caps; he was heard to say, "I only wish that I could have done more!"

Haven't seen anything like this since the raid
on that FLDS compound back in 2008!

he was the best man on earth.