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yo sexy baby.... HEH
hit me up! |
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**note to self.. s1ow and beach....
they email me ALOT!!! ** |
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I also hate the mail that you can tell this dude is copying and pasting one message and sending it to as many girls as he can. I had something about not looking for anyone in my profile for a while, and I would get emails about how they love my profile and i sound like an interesting girl. So desperate, so lame, and above all so lazy! |
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yo sexy baby.... HEH hit me up! |
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I also hate the mail that you can tell this dude is copying and pasting one message and sending it to as many girls as he can. I had something about not looking for anyone in my profile for a while, and I would get emails about how they love my profile and i sound like an interesting girl. So desperate, so lame, and above all so lazy! They REALLY SHOULD ask you if you want to go to the movies, bowling, minigolf, take a walk....go swimming, camping, and go to a amusement park (minus the jokes about me being too short to ride the rides) |
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**note to self.. s1ow and beach.... they email me ALOT!!! ** Why ya trippin YO? I got da shizzle dizzle and I'm down...for a 40 yo |
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i got one from a guy who told me what he and his wife liked to do..i still trying to figure out if it was a new chat up technique..or he wanted to tell me his life story
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i got one from a guy who told me what he and his wife liked to do..i still trying to figure out if it was a new chat up technique..or he wanted to tell me his life story |
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yo sexy baby.... HEH hit me up! "Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? " |
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yo sexy baby.... HEH hit me up! "Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified? " |
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I would like a large italian sausage, canadian bacon, mushroom, onion, and green olive pizza please.
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i got one from a guy who told me what he and his wife liked to do..i still trying to figure out if it was a new chat up technique..or he wanted to tell me his life story |
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i got one from a guy who told me what he and his wife liked to do..i still trying to figure out if it was a new chat up technique..or he wanted to tell me his life story |
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I would like a large italian sausage, canadian bacon, mushroom, onion, and green olive pizza please. WOW....you actually READ that I work at Domino's |
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Can I get some jalapenos, minced garlic in butter, and parmasan on the side?
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i got one from a guy who told me what he and his wife liked to do..i still trying to figure out if it was a new chat up technique..or he wanted to tell me his life story |
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Domino's? And you admit it? Nope. Never looked at your profile. Well maybe once- like 7 months ago.
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Well I get messages all the time from women telling me to stick it where, when, how far, how long, how many times, and till I'm dead.
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But maybe that's because I tell them they are not attracting me with their cleavage photos and that their breasts are crooked. Straighten them puppies out- you might find a man!
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