hope to die?





i want to be burnt alive so that i die in alot of pain

In Memory of Beachfarmer

Rockstar, Philanthropist, Trapeze Artist, Astronaut Champion Surfer, Beloved Humanitarian, Veterinarian, Environmentalist, Researcher, Inventor, and Toy Train Enthusiast

As the single heir to the sliced bread legacy and bored he successfully lobbied all Governments to an immediate termination of all weapons systems. Upon the discovery of his kelp derived limitless, pollutant free, cost effective energy source; he also successfully lobbied for the immediate cessation of use of any and all fossil fuels. With momentum and worldwide support he put together a committee that eventually liquidated the oil companies using the profits to provide shelter and clean drinking water for every Earth citizen, which dramatically dropped the crime rate world wide.

In his spare time he liked to tinker, and invented the rashless shaving razor we all use today.

Upon his deathbed at the age of 168, when learning about the reformation of the polar ice caps; he was heard to say, "I only wish that I could have done more!"

I think I'd like to avoid gouging hot pickle forks in my eyes.