I'll do ya in a boobie thread
I'll do ya on a broken bed

I'll do ya with a flower-for-you
I'll do ya for an hour or two

I'll do ya Mirror-Mirror style
I'll do ya 'till I make you smile

I'll do ya in the Poetry Forum
I'll do ya 'till your willie's warm

I'll do ya like a nice guy,
I'll do ya right when pigs fly

I'll do ya after rate me time,
I'll do ya after ya whine whine whine

I'll do ya if you're bored,
I'll do ya so you can say you scored

I'll do ya after you say look at me,
I'll do ya with all my apathy

I'll do ya when you're threads deleted
I'll do ya when you're post's completed

I'll do ya like a Mutual Match
I'll do ya 'cuz yer such a catch

I'll do ya in Current Events
I'll do ya,'till yer wanker's bent

I'll do ya in your mailbox
I'll do ya good, you sexy fox

I'll do ya after my entire friend's list,
I'll do ya like I've never been kissed

I'll do ya in an LDR,
I'll do ya in my best friend's car

I'll do ya posting about Hillary and Obama,
I'll do ya to avoid all that damn drama

I'll do ya thinking about the question Peccy posed,
I'll do ya cus we like to be exposed!

I'll do ya on the Champs D'elesyes
I'll do ya in exotic ways

I'll do ya in the Vatican
I'll do ya once and then again

I'll do ya in the Eiffel Tower
I'll do ya once every hour

I'll do ya on the Tower of London
I'll do ya 'till you have come undone

I'll do ya in a bullfight ring
I'll do ya like I'm made of springs

I'll do ya on an Alpine Slope
I'll do ya all tied up with rope

I'll do ya on a Concorde jet
I'll do ya, in the air, all wet

Where did Jim go?


Everyone?


I'm still hurt Lexy has not posted in here. I might need to write an I'll do ya ode to him...

I am here Lil!

Just dont think I can rhyme right now...

But the "do ya" part is pretty well stuck in my head

Oh yes, do!

Hiker that last one rocked... I just love the themed ones..

Jim come on try it out, don't you go and sit and pout. You rhyme and you laugh and you type it out, go give us something to laugh about!

I got the theme idea from you.

You are way to good at this!

I find that now all of the time
my thinking's happening in rhyme
it seems to have become the way
my head travels throughout it's day
My words line up and walk in pairs
It's going to give me such nightmares
I don't know how to make it cease
I'm rhyming, 'till I rest in peace

Do it to me one more time...

we've been practicing. go look at some of my really lame early ones..

I will do ya in the rain
There will be no pain

Just show the boobs
And there will be no tubes

Of Ky needed
and with a condom we wont be breeded

For Lex:

I'll do ya cus you're my favorite mod,
I'll do ya, all of your sexy bod

I'll do ya mister Lex,
I'll do ya oh yeah let's go have sex

I'll do ya listening to you recite,
I'll do ya hearing how you'll do me tonight

I'll do ya after I report a post,
I'll do ya and then I'd have to run and boast

I'll do ya and then I'd start a thread,
I'll do ya and then I'd lose my head

I'll do ya and then I'd get reported,
I'll do ya and our love affair would be aborted

I'll do ya again and love would start anew
I'll do ya cus I have such a dear friend in you!

insert clapping emoticon here

Jim rock on... we sucked too at first...or else mine were so graphic they couldn't be posted.

Hiker~
I agree with you all day long,
I rhyme in my head, the desire is so strong
I ponder and I think don't you know,
Of how that will match with that line just so

I suppose there are worse ways to be
Than a perv who rhymes naturally!!