Was it those signs..they used to post on the roads (before my time)..oh, what was the product??? darn this brain..

Last one.

Cattle crossing
please drive slo
that old bull
is some cows beau


Each line was on its own little roadside sign

Always followed by one last sign





BURMA SHAVE

I KNEW it! Just couldn't remember the name of the product.

LOL, I came across about 15 of them last nite - had a bug chuckle

LOL, I came across about 15 of them last nite - had a bug chuckle

I never heard a bug chuckle.

They were still around in the late 40's and into the early 50's, and as a kid, they were fun to read.

The problem was that as much as everyone loved the signs, the men didn't like the product.

You never heard?? Well, then you've never been for a long trip on a Harley.. joke. How do you know if a biker's happy? From all the bugs on his teeth.

I can't tell you how many bugs I have eaten just from hiking and talking at the same time. A big laugh, and down goes an inch worm.

I swallowed a huge grasshopper once. I had just taken a sip of tea, and was about to take some aspirin, when. ZZZZZZZZZZIppp. In flies the foulest tasting thing ever. YUCK. Real fun at 70 mph

I guess hikers and bikers have something in common!

I'll do ya like a worm,
I'll do ya til you squirm

I'll do ya buzzing like a fly,
I'll do ya where we fall and lie

I'll do ya like a cricket,
I'll do ya deep in the thicket

I'll do ya like the IHOP cook,
Flipping and flopping until you look
Like you're flat as a pancake and can take no more
Then we'll continue the pastry-lovin' on the floor.

I'll do ya on a paper ream
I'll do ya on a plate of cherries and cream

I'll do ya on a feather bed
I'll do ya on a sheet thats shred

I'll do ya on a wagon of hay
I'll do ya on a day in may

I'll do ya on a blue foam mat
I'll do ya on a place we chat

I'll do ya on a bed of roses
I'll do ya on a film of poses




I wish I still had the childrens book
the Owl and the Pu**ycat

Laughin my Irish a$$ off

Ah, well, Elwood, if I can make the Irish laugh, my work here is done. Tough crowd, you Irish fellas.

TV version

You be Wilma
I'll be Fred
now get down
and give me ....
Mr Slate gave me a raise
I can hump like this for days

You be Lucy
I'll be Ricky
Add in Ethel
No, too sicky

You be Chrissy
I'll be Jack
You want Furley (?)
to take a crack????

You be Ethel
We're the Mertzes
Can we do it
in some Hearses ?

You be Angie
I'll be Brad
Add your Mom
Forget your Dad

You be Demi
I'll be Bruce
Add some lube
to make it loose

You be Thelma
I'll be Barney
at the circus
near the carnie
bend ya over
hear ya squeel
on a moving ferris wheel

I'll be Herman
You be Lily
Damn, you hump
like you're a filly

You're Morticia
I'll be Gomez
Can we play
some Simon says?

I guess I'm off to the grocery store,
I'm out of food, I can wait no more

The sun is out and shining bright,
I think it'll be quick, it may, it might

I'll do ya in the dairy aisle,
I'll da ya til you can't help but smile

I'll do ya by the bread and snacks,
I'll do ya with more than forty whacks

I'll do ya where they ask paper or plastic,
I'll do ya til your loins turn elastic!

You're a creative genius when it comes to lovin', Lil. I am taking notes.

Lil and Hiker are awesome