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Topic: ok this is ridiculous..but....
TAC Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 196	Fri 05/30/08 01:55 PM
what would you do if you awoke one morning feeling refreshed and as you turn over to your right you see Chuck Norris laying in the bed next to you. he looks at you with that same facial expression he has in all his movies as he pulls out a 45 magnum from under his pillow and puts the barrel in his mouth and then blows his brains out......what do you do?

cloudedsunshine Joined Thu 05/08/08 Posts: 1375	Fri 05/30/08 01:55 PM
wake up from that wacked out dream?

Irsis_Raven Joined Sun 03/23/08 Posts: 52	Fri 05/30/08 01:56 PM
go back to sleep

irad8you Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 8261	Fri 05/30/08 01:56 PM
i would rather it be jessica alba, i would blow her head off alright

MsCarmen Joined Wed 05/07/08 Posts: 6282	Fri 05/30/08 01:56 PM
I agree with you, this is ridiculous.

ljcc1964 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 8298	Fri 05/30/08 01:56 PM
Change the sheets.

brooke007 Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 5469	Fri 05/30/08 01:57 PM
probably change the sheets...

TAC Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 196	Fri 05/30/08 01:58 PM
so none of you would wonder how he got in your house and WHY he's in your bed?

9CORNERPOCKET Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 2072	Fri 05/30/08 01:58 PM
number one? clint eastwood has the 45.................number two, chucky would kick hisself to death......................

TAC Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 196	Fri 05/30/08 01:59 PM
...this is freaking chuck norris the texas ranger

ljcc1964 Joined Fri 10/19/07 Posts: 8298	Fri 05/30/08 01:59 PM
so none of you would wonder how he got in your house and WHY he's in your bed? Cuz he's the stalker that wants me real bad.

TAC Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 196	Fri 05/30/08 02:00 PM
number one? clint eastwood has the 45.................number two, chucky would kick hisself to death......................

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Fri 05/30/08 02:00 PM
so none of you would wonder how he got in your house and WHY he's in your bed? Chuck and I quite frequently have sleepovers

DestinysDream Joined Wed 02/20/08 Posts: 4805	Fri 05/30/08 02:00 PM
...this is freaking chuck norris the texas ranger Thats how he got in and next to you in bed!

Unknow Joined Sat 12/15/07 Posts: 41170	Fri 05/30/08 02:00 PM


jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Fri 05/30/08 02:01 PM
what would you do if you awoke one morning feeling refreshed and as you turn over to your right you see Chuck Norris laying in the bed next to you. he looks at you with that same facial expression he has in all his movies as he pulls out a 45 magnum from under his pillow and puts the barrel in his mouth and then blows his brains out......what do you do? impossible....

TAC Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 196	Fri 05/30/08 02:03 PM
...this is freaking chuck norris the texas ranger Thats how he got in and next to you in bed! If it happen to me I would hope to god that was not the last bullet because If he shot himself I would no I did something I would regret thus self termanation would be my only option

TAC Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 196	Fri 05/30/08 02:03 PM
so none of you would wonder how he got in your house and WHY he's in your bed? Chuck and I quite frequently have sleepovers LMAO!!!! sadly i believe you

duckiegiggles Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 4642	Fri 05/30/08 02:09 PM
sue his estate for the clean up and emotional distress

symbelmyne Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 5356	Fri 05/30/08 03:07 PM
is this some kind of cry for help???