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Topic: Popcorn... - part 2
cdaddy's photo
Wed 06/11/08 11:56 AM
the site seems to be a little on the dead side this afternoon.

lilith401's photo
Wed 06/11/08 11:58 AM

Wow! I have the same ability to put a whole room to sleep just like on a date......cool!:tongue:


Ohhh no, I was talking about a case with my boss, out loud deciding if this guy was sane and if he should go back to prison. Dude found a gun in his house (not his), called his parole officer, lied when SWAT showed up, and the jail strip search found a metal shank up there, in the canal. Crazy dude... 6'4" and 230..... scary.

Very cool discussion, I'm usually out of the loop on the actual decision making process.

cdaddy's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:05 PM
i'd say ....yea put him back in prison.

jtip1977's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:06 PM


Wow! I have the same ability to put a whole room to sleep just like on a date......cool!:tongue:


Ohhh no, I was talking about a case with my boss, out loud deciding if this guy was sane and if he should go back to prison. Dude found a gun in his house (not his), called his parole officer, lied when SWAT showed up, and the jail strip search found a metal shank up there, in the canal. Crazy dude... 6'4" and 230..... scary.

Very cool discussion, I'm usually out of the loop on the actual decision making process.


He might be a crazy dude BUT does he hump his mattress? And if he does, wonder whose mattress he will make his b*tch if/when he goes back to prison?

lilith401's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:11 PM
Yeah, he likes prison, and he is crazy. He is sane though. Barely.

He doesn't hump his mattress that I know of, but when I asked him why he was last psychiatrically hospitalized he said his parole officer did not like his 'd*ck'.... noway

I moved on to another question, which was when I found out he stabbed a nurse in the arm with a pen while there. I'm such a lucky girl... it explains why there were two Deputy COs standing outside the door with a taser gun and wearing gloves.

I do love my job. That was an exciting day. bigsmile

jtip1977's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:13 PM
Oh my. And I think I have it tough when I decide if I want cream or sugar in my coffee

cdaddy's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:16 PM
you'll be fine. you're too pretty to stab.smooched and if he does i'll kick him in the nuts for ya.

lilith401's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:18 PM
Yeah, well, this guy scared me. I do love my job though, I mean who else can say such things happen to them? It's like a tv show. And I get to share it with you all.... :tongue:

Ohh and CDaddy.... thank you. blushing

jtip1977's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:20 PM
Keep sharing. That story is crazy. I'm sure you have a multitude of them too.

lilith401's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:25 PM
Um yeah.... pretty much endless. I will keep sharing but that is probably enough for today. If I say more it might be overkill.

I will add, on this case, that I had to ask the dad about the shank, he lived with him. Dad said it was "normal" as his son got used to that while in prison. Did I mention he was 6'4" and 230..... can I ask why he'd need one, and how it is normal to keep anything up there ever? How can you think such behavior is normal... WTH???

I mean I have been known to put money in my bra but that doesn't hurt, nor is it bacteria ridden! noway

cdaddy's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:29 PM
thats gross.

i once arrested a female shoplifter that had a tube of lipstic in her holiest of holy's.sick sick i asked the store manager if he wanted to collect the evidence. of course he didnt.grumble grumble

jtip1977's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:30 PM
Well, I am a tad under 6'3" and about 230 and I would never stick anything up there. But then again, I haven't been to prison......yet.....noway

patsfan64's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:31 PM

Um yeah.... pretty much endless. I will keep sharing but that is probably enough for today. If I say more it might be overkill.

I will add, on this case, that I had to ask the dad about the shank, he lived with him. Dad said it was "normal" as his son got used to that while in prison. Did I mention he was 6'4" and 230..... can I ask why he'd need one, and how it is normal to keep anything up there ever? How can you think such behavior is normal... WTH???

I mean I have been known to put money in my bra but that doesn't hurt, nor is it bacteria ridden! noway


I've tried the potato in the speedo's before until someone reminded me it goes in the front!noway I'm clueless sometimes I tell ya.

patsfan64's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:32 PM

Well, I am a tad under 6'3" and about 230 and I would never stick anything up there. But then again, I haven't been to prison......yet.....noway


I'm a scootch or two or three under 6'-3" but but make up for it in girth I guessohwell

lilith401's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:33 PM
Her holiest of holy's..... LMFAO..... Good one! laugh laugh

That is okay, I mean we're talking tampon sized and no chance of any sphincter muscles taking that lipstick up into the intestinal tract..... just saying....not that I'd do that....Did I just set myself up for a Terry pat down plus some? :tongue:

<----- Shutting up now.

franshade's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:34 PM
lol - jack laugh

jtip1977's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:36 PM
Yeah - well, I'm leaving that one alone. I'll catch you guys later in the week. I'm on my way to take my daughter to her swim class. Probably won't be back on for a little bit. Have a good one everybody. And Jack - have fun in the forums!drinker

cdaddy's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:37 PM
oh yeah...you get the bonus Terry pat downlove

i might even skip the gloveslaugh

lilith401's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:40 PM

Yeah - well, I'm leaving that one alone. I'll catch you guys later in the week. I'm on my way to take my daughter to her swim class. Probably won't be back on for a little bit. Have a good one everybody. And Jack - have fun in the forums!drinker


Have fun JT.... and thanks again for the mattress memories....

franshade's photo
Wed 06/11/08 12:40 PM

Yeah - well, I'm leaving that one alone. I'll catch you guys later in the week. I'm on my way to take my daughter to her swim class. Probably won't be back on for a little bit. Have a good one everybody. And Jack - have fun in the forums!drinker


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