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So the bed humper..... more freedom to move he said. Where would he do such an activity where it would be "restricting"? With a woman? I HAVE to know. I always wondered that. http://www.justsayhi.com/topic/show/85900 ....reposting the link to read easier.... Thank you Lilith and you too JT for finding it, much appreciated bud! 
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Is this where 'someonewhoshallremainnameless' got his idea from? Cuz I ain't been here since January, but I sure as heck have read about a boy who loves to f*ck his mattress ... ringing any bells, people?
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Hey 64...we can't call you Pat's...it'd get confusing...
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Hey 64...we can't call you Pat's...it'd get confusing...
Nope, this is Jack.... 
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OMG! I just read the first page and threw up a little in my mouth! Is that guy for real? He must have 1-800-DIAL-A-MATTRES (leave the last S off for Self Love) on speed dial!
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round of drinks for Jack ... just because ... well, this is the Popcorn thread!
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Not a problem Jack. Just enjoy. Right now I am reading it again....I'm on page 15 right now and have been crying reliving this thread. It is just too damn hysterical.
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round of drinks for Jack ... just because ... well, this is the Popcorn thread!
Nothing like some good mattress humping porn and a stiff drink on a Wednesday afternoon......not quite the nooner I had in mind but sometimes ya just gotta say what the heck 
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Could be worse, Jack ... you could be scouring your apt. for your dental floss like I am ... see? you're feeling better about your life already, aren't you?!
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round of drinks for Jack ... just because ... well, this is the Popcorn thread!
Nothing like some good mattress humping porn and a stiff drink on a Wednesday afternoon......not quite the nooner I had in mind but sometimes ya just gotta say what the heck
You so belong here.....
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Edited by
lilith401
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Wed 06/11/08 11:08 AM
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Jack.... so nice to know you are flexible....
Lily I agree.... isn't he a keeper? 
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round of drinks for Jack ... just because ... well, this is the Popcorn thread!
Nothing like some good mattress humping porn and a stiff drink on a Wednesday afternoon......not quite the nooner I had in mind but sometimes ya just gotta say what the heck
Brings a new meaning to the term Hump Day, doesn't it?
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Brings a new meaning to the term Hump Day, doesn't it?
LMFAO!!!!!!
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How did he ever manage to even think about humping his mattress? I mean, I've run out of socks before and had to wait until laundry day but man.....he needs to show some restraint!
 *yawn* I feel a nap coming on
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How did he ever manage to even think about humping his mattress? I mean, I've run out of socks before and had to wait until laundry day but man.....he needs to show some restraint! *yawn* I feel a nap coming on
Just take it slow. You are a first timer, right??? Break her in slowly....
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Edited by
patsfan64
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Wed 06/11/08 11:21 AM
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How did he ever manage to even think about humping his mattress? I mean, I've run out of socks before and had to wait until laundry day but man.....he needs to show some restraint! *yawn* I feel a nap coming on
Just take it slow. You are a first timer, right??? Break her in slowly....
Like most people, I do love my own bed but c'mon.....I can draw the line between loving my bed and abusing it! I wonder if he flips it like the directions say too!
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Wow! I have the same ability to put a whole room to sleep just like on a date......cool!
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We're all busy reading about the bed humper
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We're all busy reading about the bed humper No I was sleeping....
One bed humper excursion is enough for me... |
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Somebody once told me the world is goin to roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed!! *dancing* Weeee! Woooooo!
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