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Topic: My Psychiatrists unhealthy obsession with how I Feel
d4tc Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 2754	Fri 05/30/08 12:03 AM Edited by d4tc on Fri 05/30/08 12:04 AM
How do you feel right now? Tell me more... How did that make you feel? Tell me more... How does she feel? Tell me more... How do you feel about that? Tell me more... Do you feel the same way? Tell me more... Do you still feel that way? Tell me more... How does he feel? Tell me more... Do you feel like scheduling another session? Tell me more... Once a week for six weeks. This was my psychiatrists practice. I finally confronted him about this. Asking him if he was just going to ask me questions or if he could provide any answers. My psychiatrist puts on his glasses. Grabs a pen and starts scribbling on his clipboard. This was the sign I was being shuffled off to the pharmacuetical department. =============================================================== What I learned: If you don't know the answer. Write a prescription! What I don't understand: Psychiatrists get paid so much because?

MirrorMirror Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 89680	Fri 05/30/08 12:03 AM


writer_gurl Joined Sat 03/01/08 Posts: 7673	Fri 05/30/08 12:06 AM
My former psych did the same thing!!

Blayze17 Joined Mon 05/26/08 Posts: 126	Fri 05/30/08 12:09 AM
thats what they do...they all have that same exact list...lol

brooke007 Joined Sat 10/13/07 Posts: 5469	Fri 05/30/08 12:09 AM


TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Fri 05/30/08 12:14 AM
How do you feel right now? Tell me more... How did that make you feel? Tell me more... How does she feel? Tell me more... How do you feel about that? Tell me more... Do you feel the same way? Tell me more... Do you still feel that way? Tell me more... How does he feel? Tell me more... Do you feel like scheduling another session? Tell me more... Once a week for six weeks. This was my psychiatrists practice. I finally confronted him about this. Asking him if he was just going to ask me questions or if he could provide any answers. My psychiatrist puts on his glasses. Grabs a pen and starts scribbling on his clipboard. This was the sign I was being shuffled off to the pharmacuetical department. =============================================================== What I learned: If you don't know the answer. Write a prescription! What I don't understand: Psychiatrists get paid so much because? Try a Psychologist first, not a psychiatrist.

Blayze17 Joined Mon 05/26/08 Posts: 126	Fri 05/30/08 12:15 AM
How do you feel right now? Tell me more... How did that make you feel? Tell me more... How does she feel? Tell me more... How do you feel about that? Tell me more... Do you feel the same way? Tell me more... Do you still feel that way? Tell me more... How does he feel? Tell me more... Do you feel like scheduling another session? Tell me more... Once a week for six weeks. This was my psychiatrists practice. I finally confronted him about this. Asking him if he was just going to ask me questions or if he could provide any answers. My psychiatrist puts on his glasses. Grabs a pen and starts scribbling on his clipboard. This was the sign I was being shuffled off to the pharmacuetical department. =============================================================== What I learned: If you don't know the answer. Write a prescription! What I don't understand: Psychiatrists get paid so much because? Try a Psychologist first, not a psychiatrist. way to kill the covo

TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Fri 05/30/08 12:17 AM
Want help? Answers? Try simple everyday cognative behavior practices. There, cured.

TwilightsTwin Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 11054	Fri 05/30/08 12:19 AM
How do you feel right now? Tell me more... How did that make you feel? Tell me more... How does she feel? Tell me more... How do you feel about that? Tell me more... Do you feel the same way? Tell me more... Do you still feel that way? Tell me more... How does he feel? Tell me more... Do you feel like scheduling another session? Tell me more... Once a week for six weeks. This was my psychiatrists practice. I finally confronted him about this. Asking him if he was just going to ask me questions or if he could provide any answers. My psychiatrist puts on his glasses. Grabs a pen and starts scribbling on his clipboard. This was the sign I was being shuffled off to the pharmacuetical department. =============================================================== What I learned: If you don't know the answer. Write a prescription! What I don't understand: Psychiatrists get paid so much because? Try a Psychologist first, not a psychiatrist. way to kill the covo How does that make you feel?

writer_gurl Joined Sat 03/01/08 Posts: 7673	Fri 05/30/08 12:27 AM
How do you feel right now? Tell me more... How did that make you feel? Tell me more... How does she feel? Tell me more... How do you feel about that? Tell me more... Do you feel the same way? Tell me more... Do you still feel that way? Tell me more... How does he feel? Tell me more... Do you feel like scheduling another session? Tell me more... Once a week for six weeks. This was my psychiatrists practice. I finally confronted him about this. Asking him if he was just going to ask me questions or if he could provide any answers. My psychiatrist puts on his glasses. Grabs a pen and starts scribbling on his clipboard. This was the sign I was being shuffled off to the pharmacuetical department. =============================================================== What I learned: If you don't know the answer. Write a prescription! What I don't understand: Psychiatrists get paid so much because? Try a Psychologist first, not a psychiatrist. way to kill the covo How does that make you feel? Too funny

Blayze17 Joined Mon 05/26/08 Posts: 126	Fri 05/30/08 12:27 AM
How do you feel right now? Tell me more... How did that make you feel? Tell me more... How does she feel? Tell me more... How do you feel about that? Tell me more... Do you feel the same way? Tell me more... Do you still feel that way? Tell me more... How does he feel? Tell me more... Do you feel like scheduling another session? Tell me more... Once a week for six weeks. This was my psychiatrists practice. I finally confronted him about this. Asking him if he was just going to ask me questions or if he could provide any answers. My psychiatrist puts on his glasses. Grabs a pen and starts scribbling on his clipboard. This was the sign I was being shuffled off to the pharmacuetical department. =============================================================== What I learned: If you don't know the answer. Write a prescription! What I don't understand: Psychiatrists get paid so much because? Try a Psychologist first, not a psychiatrist. way to kill the covo How does that make you feel? how did i know that was gonna bite me in my a$$ lol

d4tc Joined Tue 04/15/08 Posts: 2754	Fri 05/30/08 12:30 AM
Actually... Some states want to grant psychologists the right to prescribe medication for their patients. Louisiana and New Mexico have already accomplished this as psychologists in these states are able to write prescriptions for their patients but only after they first consult with a psychiatrist.

Blayze17 Joined Mon 05/26/08 Posts: 126	Fri 05/30/08 12:32 AM
Actually... Some states want to grant psychologists the right to prescribe medication for their patients. Louisiana and New Mexico have already accomplished this as psychologists in these states are able to write prescriptions for their patients but only after they first consult with a psychiatrist. nifty

lurchs_sister Joined Mon 10/08/07 Posts: 9433	Fri 05/30/08 12:01 PM
Nice write Jason!!

Ghostrider2u Joined Thu 05/17/07 Posts: 6953	Fri 05/30/08 12:04 PM
that'll be $185.00..........see ya On friday...... dont forget..it's YOUR hour....be on time.

AngelLight Joined Sat 04/12/08 Posts: 4817	Fri 05/30/08 12:23 PM
OMG sweet J...that is so funny LMAO!! Great write

pkh Joined Sat 05/26/07 Posts: 14961	Fri 05/30/08 12:46 PM
too funny nice write

pkd1220 Joined Thu 05/24/07 Posts: 8318	Fri 05/30/08 01:29 PM
TOO FUNNY, I BET THE PSYCHIATRIST IS LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK

Unknow Joined Sat 03/15/08 Posts: 1972	Fri 05/30/08 02:04 PM
good write! i wish i got paid major bucks to repeat that all day

calmguy3 Joined Fri 05/23/08 Posts: 393	Fri 05/30/08 02:12 PM
Or you can sit in on Anthony "Tony" Soprano James Gandolfini's character on the Sapranos he pays for the session and you get to sit in for free from your couch and you don't even have to explain why you chose to eat Dorritos over Lays Chips as your snack of choice while watching the show and Pepsi over Coke.