Topic: A turn off
lifestooshort6's photo
Sun 05/25/08 09:02 AM








I took her shirt off and there was a roll of fat.sad huh

You dont like us fat women??? :(:cry:


yeah big girls need lovin' toosad
flowerforyou flowerforyou :tongue:

thanks seahawks..glad to know someone luvs us sometimes anyway..lol
hey im an equal opportunity lover too...laugh laugh laugh :wink: flowerforyou


well come'er wolf..lol

I like big girls, you can ask my ex(she was 200-240). It was more of that she must have had it taped or sometjing because it was a LOT of roll

i see:wink:

awolf1010's photo
Sun 05/25/08 09:02 AM


this thread is killing me laughing,,,,,,,but at least it's th truth,,,,,what elese can be said


oh yeah, truth it's a GOOD thing

so what have we learned by this thread

1. Breath, keep it fresh
2. Bush, keep it trimmed
3. Privates, keep them clean

pretty standard, right??
apparently NOTnoway
ROFLMAO>>>>> this is greatlaugh laugh laugh

LouLou2's photo
Sun 05/25/08 09:09 AM
First date after a few e-mails...a phone call or two and a meet & greet. Apparently he felt comfortable enough with me (isn't that nice? Will do this for perfect strangers but not a potential love interest???)not to bother putting in that pesky partial plate (you young one's might not understand that) of his. I'm a little shy at first, so didn't look at him square in the face until he leaned in for a kiss.

huh No upper front teeth huh

noway Ah...couldn't do it...turned my head. noway

Honest as the day is long, when he asked why, I told him. Didn't make any judgement on him for a few teeth being lost for whatever reason, but, dammit, wasn't I worth wearing the partial plate???

lifestooshort6's photo
Sun 05/25/08 09:13 AM



this thread is killing me laughing,,,,,,,but at least it's th truth,,,,,what elese can be said


oh yeah, truth it's a GOOD thing

so what have we learned by this thread

1. Breath, keep it fresh
2. Bush, keep it trimmed
3. Privates, keep them clean

pretty standard, right??
apparently NOTnoway
ROFLMAO>>>>> this is greatlaugh laugh laugh

i'm all about the BIG picturebigsmile

dae11x's photo
Sun 05/25/08 09:15 AM

First date after a few e-mails...a phone call or two and a meet & greet. Apparently he felt comfortable enough with me (isn't that nice? Will do this for perfect strangers but not a potential love interest???)not to bother putting in that pesky partial plate (you young one's might not understand that) of his. I'm a little shy at first, so didn't look at him square in the face until he leaned in for a kiss.

huh No upper front teeth huh

noway Ah...couldn't do it...turned my head. noway

Honest as the day is long, when he asked why, I told him. Didn't make any judgement on him for a few teeth being lost for whatever reason, but, dammit, wasn't I worth wearing the partial plate???
Holy cow!! noway noway noway noway


RicJL's photo
Sun 05/25/08 09:22 AM
Big or small I love 'em all!

A big girl I was dating (5'11", weighed more than my 220) once told me, "I may not be the the prettiest ride in the park (looked behind herself), but at least there's no line..."
:smile: :wink: laugh

lifestooshort6's photo
Sun 05/25/08 09:35 AM

Big or small I love 'em all!

A big girl I was dating (5'11", weighed more than my 220) once told me, "I may not be the the prettiest ride in the park (looked behind herself), but at least there's no line..."
:smile: :wink: laugh

bigsmile laugh :wink:

no photo
Sun 05/25/08 09:37 AM
you are worth it

i'll put in all my teef for you!!happy happy



First date after a few e-mails...a phone call or two and a meet & greet. Apparently he felt comfortable enough with me (isn't that nice? Will do this for perfect strangers but not a potential love interest???)not to bother putting in that pesky partial plate (you young one's might not understand that) of his. I'm a little shy at first, so didn't look at him square in the face until he leaned in for a kiss.

huh No upper front teeth huh

noway Ah...couldn't do it...turned my head. noway

Honest as the day is long, when he asked why, I told him. Didn't make any judgement on him for a few teeth being lost for whatever reason, but, dammit, wasn't I worth wearing the partial plate???

LouLou2's photo
Sun 05/25/08 09:40 AM

you are worth it

i'll put in all my teef for you!!happy happy


TY - tyvm happy !

No1sLove's photo
Sun 05/25/08 10:05 AM


I've not experienced this yet...but (((Dere))) thanks for making sure I'll be thinking bout it when I do go on my next date! Ugh! noway
oh great.....wwont be able to even touch you now:cry: sad sad sad :wink:
My...what long arms you have my dear. laugh laugh laugh

wendynhouston's photo
Sun 05/25/08 10:16 AM
A friend of mine thought he'd be helpful and set me up with a younger friend of his. This was a good 5-6 years ago I guess. Well his younger friend wasn't too experienced with the girls. My friend went into one of the bedrooms with me cousin and me and this guy were sitting on the couch. He asked for a kiss (a little strange to be asked, because usually if a guy is feeling it or whatever he'll atleast move in a little closer). I'm not exaggerating when I say it was like kissing a slobbering St. Bernard. Afterwards, he asked if we could kiss again, I told him not right now. Needless to say, we didn't see each other again.

no photo
Sun 05/25/08 10:21 AM

Big or small I love 'em all!

A big girl I was dating (5'11", weighed more than my 220) once told me, "I may not be the the prettiest ride in the park (looked behind herself), but at least there's no line..."
:smile: :wink: laugh


laugh laugh laugh (writing that one down ....)

Citizen_Joe's photo
Sun 05/25/08 11:41 AM

Ever been turned off just after deciding yes to making out. Things are getting heated - you're in the mood, then all of a sudden something happens, and wham you become turned off. What was it?




Let's just say outdoor activities often show the true physical characteristics of a person. Ever feel like telling someone who's getting undressed to put their clothing back on and forget this ever happened? I have, once. That was a learning experience all by itself. huh huh huh huh huh huh

Tanler's photo
Sun 05/25/08 11:55 AM
A women that smokes.grumble

dae11x's photo
Sun 05/25/08 12:54 PM

A women that smokes.grumble
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

Even if she "smokes in bed"??? laugh laugh laugh flowerforyou

dae11x's photo
Sun 05/25/08 12:55 PM
Edited by dae11x on Sun 05/25/08 12:56 PM

A friend of mine thought he'd be helpful and set me up with a younger friend of his. This was a good 5-6 years ago I guess. Well his younger friend wasn't too experienced with the girls. My friend went into one of the bedrooms with me cousin and me and this guy were sitting on the couch. He asked for a kiss (a little strange to be asked, because usually if a guy is feeling it or whatever he'll atleast move in a little closer). I'm not exaggerating when I say it was like kissing a slobbering St. Bernard. Afterwards, he asked if we could kiss again, I told him not right now. Needless to say, we didn't see each other again.
sick sick sick The slobberers are the worst!

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 05/25/08 01:13 PM

Ever been turned off just after deciding yes to making out. Things are getting heated - you're in the mood, then all of a sudden something happens, and wham you become turned off. What was it?

For me it was removing her top to discover a tatoo on her chest or stomach area I think. For whatever reason I just didn't want to continue. I lied to her and said I was impotent. She called me a coward.
.......there is only one real and true 100% turnoff...........and you can quote me on this.............DINGLEBERRIES!!!!! Nothing worse than going down on a woman to lick her butt and give her the rimjob of her lifetime. That just ruins the tongued brown eye experience right there, right now. Yup, dingleberries are a major bummer.

lilangel2's photo
Sun 05/25/08 01:22 PM
limp linguinie bigsmile

MissyAnn's photo
Sun 05/25/08 01:24 PM

Her breath!!! My god even after she chewed like 50 pieces of gum it smelled like she had a sh1t sandwich for lunch! laugh


Amen! This will do it everytime, no questions!

~Melissa

MissyAnn's photo
Sun 05/25/08 01:25 PM









I took her shirt off and there was a roll of fat.sad huh

You dont like us fat women??? :(:cry:


yeah big girls need lovin' toosad
flowerforyou flowerforyou :tongue:

thanks seahawks..glad to know someone luvs us sometimes anyway..lol
hey im an equal opportunity lover too...laugh laugh laugh :wink: flowerforyou


well come'er wolf..lol

I like big girls, you can ask my ex(she was 200-240). It was more of that she must have had it taped or sometjing because it was a LOT of roll

i see:wink:



OMG, as a fat chick I'd love to say I resent this, but, alas, it is funny as hell!! I make sure anyone I agree to go out with KNOWS I am a fat chick...period!