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You don't sweat much for a fat girl. That is just wrong. 
No kidding. Do you like nose bleeds? Cuz I could see some 'fat girl' biff ya in the schnoz. done that, no one calls me fat 
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OK the fish is winning. Sad
I used this... God, you're tall...How do my tits look from that angle? |
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Edited by
Jtevans
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Fri 05/23/08 11:14 AM
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You don't sweat much for a fat girl. That is just wrong.
No kidding. Do you like nose bleeds? Cuz I could see some 'fat girl' biff ya in the schnoz. done that, no one calls me fat
the fish doesn't win dammit! 
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The toad wasn't bad!
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do you work for fed ex????
I thought I seen you checkin out my package.... |
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do you work for fed ex???? I thought I seen you checkin out my package.... Thats wrong |
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How about...
Quick call nine one one, This lady just stole my heart. Stupid, but actually been used. And he shouted it in the cafetaria |
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I've got a lot of stupid cards. The stupidest are the ones w/o money in them. I just throw those ones out w/o reading them.
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If someone offers a sip of their drink..."My momma told me to never drink after someone you wouldn't kiss...give me that thing"
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ok..just because you think a line is korny...the next one may like it. in texas a few of us went out and tried the lamest lines we could think of.....scary part was they were working... 
It happens I fall for the stars/beautiful eyes crap hook line and sinker. mmmm hmmm, I lost my virginity because of the way the moonlight fell on my face. hm, f'n silly. |
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It's actually a movie quote, but I had to use it once.
me: "you remind me of my first wife." her: "you were married before?" me: "no, never been married." It didn't exactly work, we had a conversation but I couldn't get her #. But I can't believe that she actually answered in such a way that I could finish a two part line. |
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It's actually a movie quote, but I had to use it once. me: "you remind me of my first wife." her: "you were married before?" me: "no, never been married." It didn't exactly work, we had a conversation but I couldn't get her #. But I can't believe that she actually answered in such a way that I could finish a two part line. She let you finish the line and still didn't give you her number? maybe "wife"scared her or the whole "first" thing |
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Edited by
RoamingOrator
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Fri 05/23/08 12:54 PM
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It's actually a movie quote, but I had to use it once. me: "you remind me of my first wife." her: "you were married before?" me: "no, never been married." It didn't exactly work, we had a conversation but I couldn't get her #. But I can't believe that she actually answered in such a way that I could finish a two part line. She let you finish the line and still didn't give you her number? maybe "wife"scared her or the whole "first" thing Hey, I'm not complaining, I think that's the only time I even got a response from a line!! I've had a few used on me, but hey, I'm easy. |
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It's actually a movie quote, but I had to use it once. me: "you remind me of my first wife." her: "you were married before?" me: "no, never been married." It didn't exactly work, we had a conversation but I couldn't get her #. But I can't believe that she actually answered in such a way that I could finish a two part line. She let you finish the line and still didn't give you her number? maybe "wife"scared her or the whole "first" thing Hey, I'm not complaining, I think that's the only time I even got a response from a line!! I've had a few used on me, but hey, I'm easy. Many woman scare when lines are used. |
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Edited by
SunnyMcleod
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Fri 05/23/08 01:31 PM
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Only one lame line has worked on me...
"You smell like a rose garden, and I love roses." With a naughty smile. Now, cut me some slack...he was English.
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AAAAAAND the Winner and NNNEEEWWWW champion!!!!
the fish wins
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of course if we combined sunny's and the fish.....it would be....
"you smell like fish,and I like fish. |
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of course if we combined sunny's and the fish.....it would be.... "you smell like fish,and I like fish. That is sexy....
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of course if we combined sunny's and the fish.....it would be.... "you smell like fish,and I like fish. If little girls are made of sugar and spice ... Then why do they smell of herring and taste of anchovies ?? |
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