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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 81
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Fri 05/23/08 12:37 AM
wellllllllllll I'm gonna go have a hot bubbly bath before I hit the hay yawn drinker smokin yawn

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Fri 05/23/08 12:37 AM
Dear diary.......I was thinking about this the other day.......someone said that animals have no soul.........

Now I tested this theory.......and cats do have souls!!!

How can any living thing......that comes up to you and asks to be petted/loved not have a soul???

I knew they did before but I had to test the theory......and I was right!!!! Everyone has a soul even the azzzzzzzzzheadds!!!laugh drinker

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Fri 05/23/08 12:38 AM

wellllllllllll I'm gonna go have a hot bubbly bath before I hit the hay yawn drinker smokin yawn
gnite purple........I will continue to talk to myself!!!laugh drinker flowerforyou

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Fri 05/23/08 12:38 AM
and ponder.............huh

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Fri 05/23/08 12:39 AM
and maybe even contemplate???noway

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Fri 05/23/08 12:51 AM
My friend's got a girlfriend
man he hates that *****
he tells me every day
he says man i really gotta lose my chick
in the worst kinda way
she sits on her ass
he works his hands to the bone
to give her money every payday
but she wants more dinero just to stay at home
well my friend you gotta say
[Chorus]
i won't pay i won't pay ya no way
nana why don't you get a job
say no way say no way no way
nana why don't you get a job
i guess all his money, well it isn't enough
to keep her bill collecters at bay
i guess all his money, well it isn't enough
cuz that girl's got expensive taste
[chorus]
well i guess it ain't easy doing nothing at all oh yeah
but hey man free rides just don't come along every day
let me tell you about my other friend now
my friend's got a boyfriend, man she hates that ****
she tells me every day
he wants more dinero just to stay at home
well my friend you gotta say
[Chorus]
I won't give you no money
I always pay
Nana why don't you get a job
Say no way, say no way, no waaaaaay
nana why don't you get a job
noway laugh drinker

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Fri 05/23/08 01:09 AM
Dear Diary,

any one ever notice when you do a search, and there are pages and pages of people online, but hardly anyone posting?huh

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Fri 05/23/08 01:12 AM

Dear Diary,

any one ever notice when you do a search, and there are pages and pages of people online, but hardly anyone posting?huh
they are having...........secret rendevous???huh

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Fri 05/23/08 01:15 AM
****kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

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Fri 05/23/08 01:16 AM
Fri 05/23/08 01:06 AM
Subject: i
Body: wanna ick u all night baby and be your good stud, lets chat sexy


noway noway noway noway

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Fri 05/23/08 01:20 AM
Dear Diary,

Is faking an orgasm during masterbation a sign of passive aggressive narcisistic scizophrenia?

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Fri 05/23/08 01:21 AM

Dear Diary,

Is faking an orgasm during masterbation a sign of passive aggressive narcisistic scizophrenia?
Yes!!!bigsmile

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Fri 05/23/08 01:23 AM
who are you talking to?huh

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Fri 05/23/08 01:26 AM


Dear Diary,

any one ever notice when you do a search, and there are pages and pages of people online, but hardly anyone posting?huh
they are having...........secret rendevous???huh



MUST BE!!laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Fri 05/23/08 01:27 AM
Dear diary,

my beer tastes so good I want to share it with everyone... laugh

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Fri 05/23/08 01:32 AM
Dear Diary,

A Newcastle sounds incredibly good right now!

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Fri 05/23/08 01:42 AM
Edited by Gypsy41 on Fri 05/23/08 01:42 AM
<-----munching on incredibly great cheese!!bigsmile drinker

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Fri 05/23/08 01:43 AM

<-----munching on incredibly great cheese!!bigsmile drinker


munching on swiss with a holier than art thou attitude

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Fri 05/23/08 01:45 AM
lol hard to type when its that good!!!bigsmile drinker

<----------also has an holier than art attitude!!laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Fri 05/23/08 01:46 AM

lol hard to type when its that good!!!bigsmile drinker

<----------also has an holier than art attitude!!laugh


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