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| Topic: Ugly Reject Room #2 - part 11 | |
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um duck is too freakin close to um..
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nope....Moff ain't got no ducks...  
Moff? Who's that? *scratches head* And duck is "too freakin'" close to what, now? 
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Ok Moof..I made a typo Moof that I didn't catch Moof and I will try not to do it again Moof....
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hahhaa
**snort** |
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Tina must snort a lot.
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yep lauhin so hard that it hurts some time
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I am glad that it has finally stopped raining
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Edited by
steelersgirltina
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Tue 06/10/08 02:36 PM
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a funny for the day
redneck pickup lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Fat Penguin...................Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon. And..... The best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up |
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<<signing in>> No offense but we all have to look like losers signing up seperately..... 
Ich liebe diesen Raum 
Du auch?? |
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a funny for the day redneck pickup lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Fat Penguin...................Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon. And..... The best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
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a funny for the day redneck pickup lines 1) Did you fart? Cuz you just blew me away. 2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.. 3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea, I can't hold it in. 4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to check you out. 5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em. 6) If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I'd store my nuts in yer hole. 7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away. 8) Fat Penguin...................Sorry, I just wanted to say something that would break the ice. 9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock. 10) I can't find my puppy , can you help me find him? I Think he went into this cheap motel room. 11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner. 12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin', we kin sleep Til afternoon. And..... The best for last! 13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up
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(isaac), how are ya?
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(isaac), how are ya? i'm good, just got my rebate check...and had the satisfaction of telling my father-in-law straight to his face that i don't trust him as far as i can pick him up and throw him
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(isaac), how are ya? how are you hun? |
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(isaac), how are ya? how are you hun? 
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(isaac), how are ya? how are you hun?
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