I guess the ducks haven't done their job, then.

Im going to send a flock of ducks to fly over ur place and poop, roflmao

I've been pooped on by monkeys ducks wouldn't be so bad.

I DON"T want to know what you were doing with the monkeys..

(((Isaac)))

Yup- I was actually pooped on by monkeys. Rather large Howler Monkeys, in fact.

I was in the Panamanian rain forest walking along a trail when I noticed stuff hitting me on my back and neck. I looked around and noticed these monkeys up on some trees hootin' and hollerin' at me...

... and THEN they let loose with a barrage of monkey poop. It was a nasty, smelly, brown-ish salvo of poopage that had to be seen to be believed.

I got hit SO bad that I had to be hosed down to get cleaned off.

And THEN one of the locals we had working for us (from one of the local indigenous tribes) took part in some street justice (so to speak) and managed to bag one of the offenders with a poison blow dart. That sorta kept the monkey salvos to a minimum for a time.

sheesh tina...it's called markets...

i know..