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lifestooshort6 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 6667	Mon 05/19/08 08:02 AM
oh oh there forming a union.!!!! we've already paid our dues A frecken fracken MEN sista.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 05/19/08 08:02 AM
Damn! I wanna join the club. You are the only man allowed in the club, BUT, you have to wear a "uniform" for us....

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 05/19/08 08:04 AM
Damn! I wanna join the club. You are the only man allowed in the club, BUT, you have to wear a "uniform" for us.... WOOOOHOOOO!!!! I have this dress I have been.......ummm.....wait.....so a uniform right?

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Mon 05/19/08 08:04 AM
Damn! I wanna join the club. goofball can be our muscle... do ya got a mean right hook?

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24722	Mon 05/19/08 08:04 AM
they're not one size fits all? Oh no, some are WAY too small for a QUEEN, but they are NEVER too large... I think I'll stop this chain right here before all the Anitas, Glorias, and (shiver) Lorenas of the world start hunting me down.

lifestooshort6 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 6667	Mon 05/19/08 08:05 AM
Damn! I wanna join the club. goofball can be our muscle... do ya got a mean right hook? ohhhhhhh a bouncer

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 05/19/08 08:07 AM
Damn! I wanna join the club. goofball can be our muscle... do ya got a mean right hook? ohhhhhhh a bouncer Loves it... but Goof a bouncer? REALLY???

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 05/19/08 08:08 AM
I think I'll stop this chain right here before all the Anitas, Glorias, and (shiver) Lorenas of the world start hunting me down. I'm not a size queen, I just date their boyfriends...

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24722	Mon 05/19/08 08:09 AM
hope you're not scared of widths

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 05/19/08 08:09 AM
Damn! I wanna join the club. goofball can be our muscle... do ya got a mean right hook? I kill people with kindness.....and my rendition of Barry Manilow's "I write the songs". I do have connections though. So, I can be the "Liason" should you need that kind of muscle.

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Mon 05/19/08 08:10 AM
Damn! I wanna join the club. goofball can be our muscle... do ya got a mean right hook? ohhhhhhh a bouncer Loves it... but Goof a bouncer? REALLY??? I just figured that he could go stomp on some of the jerks' toes for us... looks like he could run fast!

Goofball73 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 33913	Mon 05/19/08 08:11 AM
Damn! I wanna join the club. goofball can be our muscle... do ya got a mean right hook? ohhhhhhh a bouncer Loves it... but Goof a bouncer? REALLY??? I just figured that he could go stomp on some of the jerks' toes for us... looks like he could run fast! Plus I have a concealed weapons permit too.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 05/19/08 08:12 AM
hope you're not scared of widths Do I look like I scare easily???

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Mon 05/19/08 08:12 AM
farts loudly Excuse me.

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 05/19/08 08:13 AM
farts loudly Excuse me. Was that in my general direction?

jtip1977 Joined Mon 11/12/07 Posts: 10410	Mon 05/19/08 08:14 AM
farts loudly Excuse me. Was that in my general direction? Sorry - it was an accident. I SWEAR!!!

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Mon 05/19/08 08:15 AM
I just figured that he could go stomp on some of the jerks' toes for us... looks like he could run fast! Plus I have a concealed weapons permit too. you're hired!

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24722	Mon 05/19/08 08:15 AM
farts loudly Excuse me. Was that in my general direction? Evidently doesn't scare and is well versed in Monty Pythonese

Lily0923 Joined Sun 12/02/07 Posts: 20429	Mon 05/19/08 08:17 AM
farts loudly Excuse me. Was that in my general direction? Evidently doesn't scare and is well versed in Monty Pythonese

Beachfarmer Joined Tue 04/17/07 Posts: 24722	Mon 05/19/08 08:25 AM
sorry for the d-bag interruption......as you were