Topic: Spot the psycho
Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:29 PM
Edited by Beachfarmer on Sun 05/18/08 09:31 PM
The words "probation officer" or "restraining order".






Oops...didn't see you...TY massflowerforyou

No1sLove's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:30 PM


they use phrases like "wheat from the chaff".laugh drinker

Dang! I had our spa appointment already set up and everything! flowerforyou laugh

I have to agree with the instincts. Has anyone had their instincts not work?
Not too badly that I know of, but I'm getting the feeling mine are a little rusty these days. I just had a friend throw me for a loop.

DarlingDeb's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:33 PM

When the dude kinda barricaded the door when I was just there picking him up... devil
I think the fact that you had to pick him up might have made you wonder just a little! noway

Single_Rob's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:36 PM
they look like me

Winx's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:36 PM

I had a date last night and we shared war stories about on-line dating. Tonight a friend mentioned a horrible date which went wrong.

How do you separate the wheat from the chaff?
The bad from the good?
What are the warning signs telling you to run?




Warning sign- I had dinner with a man that I met online. I did not tell him where I lived. I told him what exit off the highway was close though. He drove around a large neighborhood until he found my car and showed up with a dozen roses. That was too creepy. Locating my house must have taken him a couple of hours.

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:43 PM
Hmmmmmmm online dating psycho signs? Let's see uh um skeletons in their closet? No real skeletons in their closet is a REAL problem. Dynamite in their car or chickens in their trunk. If the front door of their house looks like its been kicked in a few times uh that's a good sign that they have had problems in the past. Make sure you look in their medicine cabinet. You can tell a lot about the psycho you're dating by the medications they are on. Psychotropics meds, ritalin, muscle relaxers, albuterol, cyclobenziprene, budeprion and multiple pain killers including belladonna phenobarbitol barbituates. Yeah if you see a prescription for cyclobenziprene- f*cking RUN!!!!!

catchme_ifucan's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:43 PM


When the dude kinda barricaded the door when I was just there picking him up... devil
I think the fact that you had to pick him up might have made you wonder just a little! noway


He had a car. He let his niece take it, that was ok!

No1sLove's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:44 PM


I had a date last night and we shared war stories about on-line dating. Tonight a friend mentioned a horrible date which went wrong.

How do you separate the wheat from the chaff?
The bad from the good?
What are the warning signs telling you to run?




Warning sign- I had dinner with a man that I met online. I did not tell him where I lived. I told him what exit off the highway was close though. He drove around a large neighborhood until he found my car and showed up with a dozen roses. That was too creepy. Locating my house must have taken him a couple of hours.
OMG OMG OMG (((Winx))) That must have been so scary! noway

Winx's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:47 PM



I had a date last night and we shared war stories about on-line dating. Tonight a friend mentioned a horrible date which went wrong.

How do you separate the wheat from the chaff?
The bad from the good?
What are the warning signs telling you to run?




Warning sign- I had dinner with a man that I met online. I did not tell him where I lived. I told him what exit off the highway was close though. He drove around a large neighborhood until he found my car and showed up with a dozen roses. That was too creepy. Locating my house must have taken him a couple of hours.
OMG OMG OMG (((Winx))) That must have been so scary! noway


It was. I was outside with my child when I saw him pull up.
I was not happy.

No1sLove's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:49 PM
Edited by No1sLove on Sun 05/18/08 09:49 PM




I had a date last night and we shared war stories about on-line dating. Tonight a friend mentioned a horrible date which went wrong.

How do you separate the wheat from the chaff?
The bad from the good?
What are the warning signs telling you to run?



Warning sign- I had dinner with a man that I met online. I did not tell him where I lived. I told him what exit off the highway was close though. He drove around a large neighborhood until he found my car and showed up with a dozen roses. That was too creepy. Locating my house must have taken him a couple of hours.
OMG OMG OMG (((Winx))) That must have been so scary! noway


It was. I was outside with my child when I saw him pull up.
I was not happy.

I don't have kids and I know momma bear claws would have been showing!!! :angry:

CBBRYANT's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:50 PM



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GREAT! So naturally, about a 1/3 of women will want you! laugh


everyone wants me...........exect for the ones i want:cry: :cry: :cry:

and right there, thinking that might be the reason flowerforyou

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:52 PM
Oh I almost forgot! You know you are dating an internet psycho if they have a small shrine built in any part of their home dedicated to their ex. Extra credit points scored for the crackpot if the shrine dedicated to their ex has candleabras and glitter and pretty shiny stones or a prayer mat in front. That's a doo wacka doo real deal crazy person there!!!!

Single_Rob's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:56 PM

Oh I almost forgot! You know you are dating an internet psycho if they have a small shrine built in any part of their home dedicated to their ex. Extra credit points scored for the crackpot if the shrine dedicated to their ex has candleabras and glitter and pretty shiny stones or a prayer mat in front. That's a doo wacka doo real deal crazy person there!!!!
does having an alter to sacrafice small animals to their ex god qualify?

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 05/18/08 09:56 PM
Edited by longhairbiker on Sun 05/18/08 09:59 PM
If every conversation leads into a conversation about how much they hate their ex? Yup psycho problemo.

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 05/18/08 10:03 PM
If they've ever been convicted of FELONY EVADE you might have a problem.

Winx's photo
Sun 05/18/08 10:06 PM

Hmmmmmmm online dating psycho signs? Let's see uh um skeletons in their closet? No real skeletons in their closet is a REAL problem. Dynamite in their car or chickens in their trunk. If the front door of their house looks like its been kicked in a few times uh that's a good sign that they have had problems in the past. Make sure you look in their medicine cabinet. You can tell a lot about the psycho you're dating by the medications they are on. Psychotropics meds, ritalin, muscle relaxers, albuterol, cyclobenziprene, budeprion and multiple pain killers including belladonna phenobarbitol barbituates. Yeah if you see a prescription for cyclobenziprene- f*cking RUN!!!!!


Muscle relaxers?

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 05/18/08 10:07 PM
If they ask you if you mind if they smoke and then they pull out a crack pipe and start smoking crack you may have a problem. Extra credit points for them being a whacko if they attempt to explain that they are a "Recreational crack smoker"- that they are not addicted.

Winx's photo
Sun 05/18/08 10:10 PM

If they ask you if you mind if they smoke and then they pull out a crack pipe and start smoking crack you may have a problem. Extra credit points for them being a whacko if they attempt to explain that they are a "Recreational crack smoker"- that they are not addicted.


I have heard that in an email from someone on here. They told me that they were only a recreational crack smoker. And that only certain people can be like that. Yeah, right.laugh They aren't on here anymore, btw.

transientmind's photo
Sun 05/18/08 10:11 PM
When they want you to move in within 2 months, run like hell!!!
I shouldn't have ignored that one.

longhairbiker's photo
Sun 05/18/08 10:13 PM
Edited by longhairbiker on Sun 05/18/08 10:16 PM


Hmmmmmmm online dating psycho signs? Let's see uh um skeletons in their closet? No real skeletons in their closet is a REAL problem. Dynamite in their car or chickens in their trunk. If the front door of their house looks like its been kicked in a few times uh that's a good sign that they have had problems in the past. Make sure you look in their medicine cabinet. You can tell a lot about the psycho you're dating by the medications they are on. Psychotropics meds, ritalin, muscle relaxers, albuterol, cyclobenziprene, budeprion and multiple pain killers including belladonna phenobarbitol barbituates. Yeah if you see a prescription for cyclobenziprene- f*cking RUN!!!!!


Muscle relaxers?
yeah lots of muscle relaxers. I dated a junkie. She had a lot of doctors and a lot of problems and a lot of meds. She called and threatened to kill herself one night. I went over there and flushed 144 prescriptions down her toilet. Then went home.problem solved.