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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 80
s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Mon 05/19/08 12:33 PM
ohhh you gonna let it all hang out.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-D99n9f3vU4

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/19/08 12:37 PM
Irony is that swimsuit gypsy. I had a girlfreind a few years ago and I got her that same yellow swimsuit because I thought it was hot! And it was. And it turned me on. And we had lots of great sex. Nowwwwwww you've got that swimsuit, and you're teasing me, and I'm all hot and bothered with a raging boner and no place to go. Where's that tree with that knothole in it and that can of yellow spraypaint? Ha ha ha ha!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/19/08 12:44 PM
So I lay five bucks in bent change on the counter at taco johns to pay for my lunch. The lady looks at me and says "What the hell happened to this money?" I shake my head and say "I'm sorry. I rescued this mean evil rotten pit bull dog from the dog pound. He chews on everything. I leave my change in the center console in my truck and he chews on it." the lady says "You mean to tell me your dog did this?" I said "Yeah, he's out in the truck. You want to see him?" her eyes get big and she says "NO! Don't you dare bring that dog near me!" and she scoops up the change and races me out the door with my super burrito and potato oles in hand in a rush to get me out of there. Ha ha ha ha!!! well if that is really money.....I dont think I could drive it around.....I would want it too much....start thinking of all the things I could buy with it........like Cancun or something well I'm one of the only drivers that gets to haul the money gyps. The other drivers got caught filling big white pickle buckets full of change and stealing it. 5 bucks is one thing. A bucket full cashed in can be up to 8 thousand dollars. The guy in charge of the money asks for me specifically. I'm too stupid and honest for my own good to steal. Sorry. Just the way I am. Karma. Just my blind luck I'd steal the money- take the risk of cashing it in just to be robbed by gunpoint walking to my car

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/19/08 12:45 PM
So I lay five bucks in bent change on the counter at taco johns to pay for my lunch. The lady looks at me and says "What the hell happened to this money?" I shake my head and say "I'm sorry. I rescued this mean evil rotten pit bull dog from the dog pound. He chews on everything. I leave my change in the center console in my truck and he chews on it." the lady says "You mean to tell me your dog did this?" I said "Yeah, he's out in the truck. You want to see him?" her eyes get big and she says "NO! Don't you dare bring that dog near me!" and she scoops up the change and races me out the door with my super burrito and potato oles in hand in a rush to get me out of there. Ha ha ha ha!!! well if that is really money.....I dont think I could drive it around.....I would want it too much....start thinking of all the things I could buy with it........like Cancun or something well I'm one of the only drivers that gets to haul the money gyps. The other drivers got caught filling big white pickle buckets full of change and stealing it. 5 bucks is one thing. A bucket full cashed in can be up to 8 thousand dollars. The guy in charge of the money asks for me specifically. I'm too stupid and honest for my own good to steal. Sorry. Just the way I am. Karma. Just my blind luck I'd steal the money- take the risk of cashing it in just to be robbed by gunpoint walking to my car in the parking lot. Don't stir karma.

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 05/19/08 01:26 PM
69 views for me.....

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Mon 05/19/08 01:32 PM
69 views for me..... I can help hold them puppies back if you would like

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 05/19/08 01:43 PM
Wow Caam.....what a generous offer!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 02:11 PM
Irony is that swimsuit gypsy. I had a girlfreind a few years ago and I got her that same yellow swimsuit because I thought it was hot! And it was. And it turned me on. And we had lots of great sex. Nowwwwwww you've got that swimsuit, and you're teasing me, and I'm all hot and bothered with a raging boner and no place to go. Where's that tree with that knothole in it and that can of yellow spraypaint? Ha ha ha ha!! lol I doubt she had this same bathing suit.....its brand new!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 02:12 PM
Wow Caam.....what a generous offer! you showing your tatas again boobs???

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Mon 05/19/08 02:15 PM
Wow Caam.....what a generous offer! you showing your tatas again boobs???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 02:15 PM
I got a note from Mike about my bra pic......

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 05/19/08 02:17 PM
Wow Caam.....what a generous offer! you showing your tatas again boobs??? No.....Caam is just a bit randy I think!

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Mon 05/19/08 02:17 PM
Wow Caam.....what a generous offer! you showing your tatas again boobs??? No.....Caam is just a bit randy I think! please explain this statement in english

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 02:18 PM
Wow Caam.....what a generous offer! you showing your tatas again boobs??? No.....Caam is just a bit randy I think! I think everybody is randy!!! I think theyve been sniffing the sun tan lotion too long!!!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 05/19/08 02:19 PM
Yeah....sun tan lotion with aphrodisiac base! LMAO!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 05/19/08 02:20 PM
Wow Caam.....what a generous offer! you showing your tatas again boobs??? No.....Caam is just a bit randy I think! please explain this statement in english randy = horney

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 02:21 PM
Do I make you horny baby??? Ya CAM needs to watch some Austin Powers!!!

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Mon 05/19/08 02:22 PM
O hell I was born that way

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 05/19/08 02:22 PM
Yeah baby yeah......

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Mon 05/19/08 02:22 PM
Do I make you horny baby??? Ya CAM needs to watch some Austin Powers!!! I don't watch TV too much