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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 80
Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 12:09 PM
dEAR DIARY.......you do know youve been talking to my butt all morning!!!

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 05/19/08 12:10 PM
......hmmmmm Is Gypsy speaking out her ass??

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 12:10 PM
So I lay five bucks in bent change on the counter at taco johns to pay for my lunch. The lady looks at me and says "What the hell happened to this money?" I shake my head and say "I'm sorry. I rescued this mean evil rotten pit bull dog from the dog pound. He chews on everything. I leave my change in the center console in my truck and he chews on it." the lady says "You mean to tell me your dog did this?" I said "Yeah, he's out in the truck. You want to see him?" her eyes get big and she says "NO! Don't you dare bring that dog near me!" and she scoops up the change and races me out the door with my super burrito and potato oles in hand in a rush to get me out of there. Ha ha ha ha!!! well if that is really money.....I dont think I could drive it around.....I would want it too much....start thinking of all the things I could buy with it........like Cancun or something

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 12:11 PM
......hmmmmm Is Gypsy speaking out her ass?? As always!!! Where do you think Ace ventura got his idea from???

FreshMountainAir Joined Thu 08/30/07 Posts: 17879	Mon 05/19/08 12:12 PM


caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Mon 05/19/08 12:12 PM
dEAR DIARY.......you do know youve been talking to my butt all morning!!! no wonder it has been such an enlightning conversation

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Mon 05/19/08 12:14 PM
dEAR DIARY.......you do know youve been talking to my butt all morning!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7kIoOJE0KQ

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 12:18 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_d9WDlSv5JE

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 12:20 PM
Enlightening enough???

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/19/08 12:20 PM
They usually ask what happened to this change or they say in a b!tchy voice "I'm sorry, we can't accept this change. Its all bent up!" in which I reply either "Awwwww, cmon! Its all the money I gots! Always down on the poor man! Dis is blatant discrimination!" or else I reply "Oh give me a break! You're not going to accept it because my cute little pit bull fluffy chewed on it a little! Gimme a break!"

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 12:21 PM
Biker.......you have ringlets!! Did you know girls like curls???

caamken Joined Sat 09/01/07 Posts: 18287	Mon 05/19/08 12:24 PM
Enlightening enough???

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 05/19/08 12:25 PM


longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/19/08 12:26 PM
Biker.......you have ringlets!! Did you know girls like curls??? and why do you think I manicure my crotch?

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 12:26 PM
Dear diary.......I woke up this morning with a 6 inch clump of cat hair on my bed.....and took a pic of it........but I dont think it would be very enlightening today!! omg Im weird!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 12:27 PM
Biker.......you have ringlets!! Did you know girls like curls??? and why do you think I manicure my crotch? ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/19/08 12:29 PM
Its really curly today. My hair on my head that is.

chevylover1965 Joined Sat 09/29/07 Posts: 43370	Mon 05/19/08 12:30 PM


Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 12:31 PM Edited by Gypsy41 on Mon 05/19/08 12:31 PM
Mine is just unicornish on my head......I think.......I havent looked at myself yet!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/19/08 12:32 PM
hey biker........this video is for you!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLVOx-PyDbQ