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If you're going to be shallow here ( and take it from me)...just say something like.... I..............am hung like a horse with the stamina of a Kenyan runner. My hobbies are accompanying you shoe shopping, listening to only you, admitting when I'm wrong which is all of the time, and housework. You forgot to add......making all the decisions for you when we go out to eat (avoiding the old cliched act of what do you want, I don't care...what do you want). Also, running her bath water for her, giving her massages on a daily basis, never looking at another woman again, granting her a credit card that you will pay off, buying her female products for her, never having a night out with the fellas unless shecan supervise,....need I go on? |
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If you're going to be shallow here ( and take it from me)...just say something like.... I..............am hung like a horse with the stamina of a Kenyan runner. My hobbies are accompanying you shoe shopping, listening to only you, admitting when I'm wrong which is all of the time, and housework. Now THIS I admire and respect What you admire and respect just made me feel cheap and easy..used for only one thing and cast aside until the next time "the need" arises. THANKS MISSY! Awwww you know I heart you Joel!!! |
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I got a hearton for you too
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If you're going to be shallow here ( and take it from me)...just say something like.... I..............am hung like a horse with the stamina of a Kenyan runner. My hobbies are accompanying you shoe shopping, listening to only you, admitting when I'm wrong which is all of the time, and housework. You forgot to add......making all the decisions for you when we go out to eat (avoiding the old cliched act of what do you want, I don't care...what do you want). Also, running her bath water for her, giving her massages on a daily basis, never looking at another woman again, granting her a credit card that you will pay off, buying her female products for her, never having a night out with the fellas unless shecan supervise,....need I go on? All of that AND you got a buck 59 in your wallet... |
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I got a hearton for you too PERV |
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Edited by
Goofball73
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Thu 05/15/08 06:09 AM
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If you're going to be shallow here ( and take it from me)...just say something like.... I..............am hung like a horse with the stamina of a Kenyan runner. My hobbies are accompanying you shoe shopping, listening to only you, admitting when I'm wrong which is all of the time, and housework. You forgot to add......making all the decisions for you when we go out to eat (avoiding the old cliched act of what do you want, I don't care...what do you want). Also, running her bath water for her, giving her massages on a daily basis, never looking at another woman again, granting her a credit card that you will pay off, buying her female products for her, never having a night out with the fellas unless shecan supervise,....need I go on? All of that AND you got a buck 59 in your wallet... I know. I'm good aint I? |
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A little overboard.
I just wanted to hit a few key magnets on the punchlist...... but still wanted to keep the penis. |
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(((sis)))
just think everyone tomorrow afternoon i'm gonnaaaa be in the presence of MISSSSSYYYYY |
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If you're going to be shallow here ( and take it from me)...just say something like.... I..............am hung like a horse with the stamina of a Kenyan runner. My hobbies are accompanying you shoe shopping, listening to only you, admitting when I'm wrong which is all of the time, and housework. You forgot to add......making all the decisions for you when we go out to eat (avoiding the old cliched act of what do you want, I don't care...what do you want). Also, running her bath water for her, giving her massages on a daily basis, never looking at another woman again, granting her a credit card that you will pay off, buying her female products for her, never having a night out with the fellas unless shecan supervise,....need I go on? All of that AND you got a buck 59 in your wallet... I know. I'm good aint I? Good??? HOLY CRAP..youre the best!!! |
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I got a hearton for you too PERV Sweet Talker |
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(((sis))) just think everyone tomorrow afternoon i'm gonnaaaa be in the presence of MISSSSSYYYYY Are you excited to get here??? Im looking forward to it!!!! |
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I got a hearton for you too PERV Sweet Talker What can I say.. its part of my charming personality |
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Good Times in Goodland yep!
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i'm sssooo pissed i'm not coming tonight lol
but i guess if i gotta wait i gotta wait lol excited doesnt even begin to describe how i feel about finally gettin my arse up there |
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Good Times in Goodland yep! IDK..Luis might tell you diffent.. lol poor guy!!! My kids terrorized him.. especially Kayla |
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i'm sssooo pissed i'm not coming tonight lol but i guess if i gotta wait i gotta wait lol excited doesnt even begin to describe how i feel about finally gettin my arse up there Its all good... Im excited to see you !!! |
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I got a hearton for you too PERV Sweet Talker What can I say.. its part of my charming personality .......Meaning to the PERV: KEWL...she swallows |
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Ok gotta get the kids to school and my arse to work ugh.. have a grea Thursday ya'll !!!
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I got a hearton for you too PERV Sweet Talker What can I say.. its part of my charming personality .......Meaning to the PERV: KEWL...she swallows lmfao....on that note.................bye |
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hmmm i also think i got soo much money too
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