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| Topic: Men , ya gotta love us , whats the dumbest thing | |
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My ex husband and I had a bark collar for the dog, and he HAD to see how strong it was...He's an engineer by the way..not a dumb man. Well, relatively speaking. I just looked at him while he did it, and kept asking "are you sure you want to do this" his answer"I want to know how bad the dog is going to get shocked" He found out. no it turned on when the dog barked...so he did... THAT'S COMEDY. 
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3 guys, a boat and a frozen lake
The water was thawing along the shoreline and they decided to take the boat out and see if they could break the ice. |
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Was horny.....lookin at the vacuum........ ive read about you ....lol and could the ER nurse keep a straight face ...?
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dumbest thing I ever did? hmmm put my profile on this site thinking I would actually meet someone ? lol
Ok seriously, when I was about 12 I used a bic lighter and put a LOT of the gas from it into a 2 liter pepsi bottle. Then lit it to make a jet engine...it worked, the thing flew across the room, but I burnt the bejeezes out of my finger lighting it. |
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Had a power washer, three different men, at three different times walked away from it swearingggg, with T O H branded into their palms. The exhaust was clearly stamped H O T, right where all 3 of them placed their hands for balance to restart it...
Put an electric fence up at the top of the fence to keep the dogs from jumping up on the fence. Gas man went to climb over the fence to read the meter, guess where it shocked him!!?? His response "Well, I didn't know it was plugged in" .... oh, yeah, I would always assume it was unplugged, before I placed my crotch on it, yeah...
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oh yeah... 16 year old nephew got a new bb gun, he points it at his foot and fires...he wanted to see if it would 'hurt', after ripping thru his new Nikes and imbedding in his foot, he decided that Yep, it did hurt! Duh!!
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TALK  You all should have been born with your lips fused tight! 
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i have stupid male friends....the ones who all took turns with the dog's shock collar. one who even decided to light his fart on fire when bare assed and didnt realize he would have a "backdraft".
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TALK You all should have been born with your lips fused tight! oh come on, would you REALLY want that... |
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dumbest thing I ever did? hmmm put my profile on this site thinking I would actually meet someone ? lol Ok seriously, when I was about 12 I used a bic lighter and put a LOT of the gas from it into a 2 liter pepsi bottle. Then lit it to make a jet engine...it worked, the thing flew across the room, but I burnt the bejeezes out of my finger lighting it. |
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Had a power washer, three different men, at three different times walked away from it swearingggg, with T O H branded into their palms. The exhaust was clearly stamped H O T, right where all 3 of them placed their hands for balance to restart it... Put an electric fence up at the top of the fence to keep the dogs from jumping up on the fence. Gas man went to climb over the fence to read the meter, guess where it shocked him!!?? His response "Well, I didn't know it was plugged in" .... oh, yeah, I would always assume it was unplugged, before I placed my crotch on it, yeah...
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dumbest thing I ever did? hmmm put my profile on this site thinking I would actually meet someone ? lol Ok seriously, when I was about 12 I used a bic lighter and put a LOT of the gas from it into a 2 liter pepsi bottle. Then lit it to make a jet engine...it worked, the thing flew across the room, but I burnt the bejeezes out of my finger lighting it. a friend and i were walking home from the bars and we found office chairs by a garbage can, we were at the top of a steep paved hill....and well, we raced...i had no idea how frickin' dangerous what i did was until the morning |
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Don't pee on the electric fence...
Apparently a few buddies of mine HADN'T heard that song. Thankfully I was there to witness the dumb. Oh man, it was funny! |
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Don't pee on the electric fence... Apparently a few buddies of mine HADN'T heard that song. Thankfully I was there to witness the dumb. Oh man, it was funny!
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Don't pee on the electric fence... Apparently a few buddies of mine HADN'T heard that song. Thankfully I was there to witness the dumb. Oh man, it was funny!
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I have 5 brothers...I could be here all night.
But one...decided to jump off the back of a moving truck after drinking 15 Coronas and who knows what else... and broke one knee and the other ankle... He was in Texas...we live in Ontario. He had to drive his big rig allllll the way home. 
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Don't pee on the electric fence... Apparently a few buddies of mine HADN'T heard that song. Thankfully I was there to witness the dumb. Oh man, it was funny! It wasn't just ONE guy... it was FOUR!!!! 
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Don't pee on the electric fence... Apparently a few buddies of mine HADN'T heard that song. Thankfully I was there to witness the dumb. Oh man, it was funny! It wasn't just ONE guy... it was FOUR!!!! |
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Don't pee on the electric fence... Apparently a few buddies of mine HADN'T heard that song. Thankfully I was there to witness the dumb. Oh man, it was funny! It wasn't just ONE guy... it was FOUR!!!! It was like synchronized peeing... Kinda odd to watch actually. But the screaming was too funny. |
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Don't pee on the electric fence... Apparently a few buddies of mine HADN'T heard that song. Thankfully I was there to witness the dumb. Oh man, it was funny!
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