YOU KNOW! I don't know how I do it! No one is more anti-amazing than this dude! *hips akimbo*

I was IM-ing a young lady I met named _*swoon*_. She is... well... It doesn't matter right now, just know that she officially embodies awesomeness! I told you about her Adrian! You were right: *swoon*

WELL: we are having this conversation in which I was asking her a slew of queries. I mean, I gotta know something about her. So she returns super cool replies and then reposts the questions to me.


I went on a rampant monologue attempting to tie everything together for a good seven minutes (in which she only replied once.

way to get to know someone- blah, blah, me, me, me)

Then I waited. A while. A really odd long while. (In IM time it was only four minutes-ish, but to me..... E-T-E-R-Nity)

Ok, fine:

So I go about making jokes and carrying on a convo with NO-BODY. Secretly I thought she was playing some Jedi Mind Trick. You know: Online silent treatment to see what I would do. Little does she know how patient I am. SO I continue blabbing off. At some point I figured she would jump in and cut me off....
I'm just being a retard trying to "call her bluff". For a solid fifteen minutes or so I am erupting forth random babble to fill space and occupy myself until she returned from...

Who knew...

The phone call.


Wherein she was informed her brother was in a wreck...

*sigh* for him, and for me. I want everyone to know how INCREDIBLY terrible I feel right about....
N.O.W.


I just pray he's ok.


P.S.: Recount-
Awesome moments like this can only happen in the life of the Rob. I tried to send a funny text to a GF(Erin) once and she didn't reply for a while so OF COURSE I text her and ask her why she didn't praise me & tell me "I'm so funny".... she called me back to assure me it's because she's CRYING her EYES OUT after having found out her cousin had died. Yehuh.


Everyone else remember that cat I ran over while flirting with the suv girl?
(you can check my myspace blogs for references.)


*SIGH*

(this is why I am single folks, for your entertainment, for your pleasure.)

I'm going to bed

alone

for a long, long, time.


(insert symbolic colon sad face here)

what???

Man,haven't read that much since I was in school.

sorry, I had to emphasize the point.

is there a quiz on this tomorrow?

it will get better

u sould take a asprin an call a dr ommrow

Ladies stay away from this guy, or somebody near and dear to you shall end up falling off a rock cliff or driving their car into a brick wall just built on the freeway.

You were bored when you wrote this,weren't you?

Too bad for you. Wish ya luck in future endeavors!

So maybe she wasn't that hot?

OK Good Luck

Wow...and I thought I had bad luck! Sorry Sibat!

hahahahahahahah, it's true!

you genuinely are a sensitive person with a lot of love to give, and want to give it freely and that's honorable, but the fact is, you are trying so hard, that you put yourself right into the "friend" bracket, and have become bitter, because you don't think they see how hard you try, and how nice you can really be, and for caring so much.....there comes a time, where you must enjoy your solitude, and get centered, relaxed and focused, and you will not be alone, for others will see this too. be there for people, but don't give them everything at once. be safe, gentle one, and enjoy what life has to offer.

yes, and a little saddened!

wooo gotta love those moments huh? Best of luck to ya

either that or she has real problems with telling people she's not interested...

either that or she has real problems with telling people she's not interested...


Oooh, did she throw me the curve! Ouch.