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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 77
Fanta46 Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 29361	Mon 05/12/08 12:20 PM
NOW!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/12/08 12:21 PM
I dont work for another 2 1/2 hours!!!

Fanta46 Joined Sat 11/11/06 Posts: 29361	Mon 05/12/08 12:25 PM
You should be happy then...

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/12/08 12:26 PM
everyone says Im getting too dark anyways.......oh well...

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/12/08 12:31 PM
My penis is depressed. He needs something to pick him up.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/12/08 12:32 PM
My penis is depressed. He needs something to pick him up. sooooooooooooo go get laid!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/12/08 12:33 PM
Somedays he gets a chip on his shoulder and a big head.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/12/08 12:34 PM
i THINK you need to draw a happy face on it!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/12/08 12:35 PM
After he works out his muscles are rock hard.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/12/08 12:35 PM
I have 4 fabulous shapie pens!!! Wanna borrow them???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/12/08 12:36 PM
A man and his hand!!! Its a beautiful thing!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/12/08 12:37 PM
Sometimes he gets pissed off. But he's got a great sense of humor. His favorite game is hide and go seek.

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Mon 05/12/08 12:38 PM
I will leave you with your penis........ <-----gets in the shower!!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/12/08 12:39 PM
He's a hopeless romantic. He's in love with this chick named virginia or something.

ddn122 Joined Mon 11/05/07 Posts: 12855	Mon 05/12/08 12:40 PM
dd, i slept with the windows open and the house fan on for the past 3 nights.....now i am pollinated...thought it was gone ... I need some fresh mountain air!!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/12/08 12:42 PM
His only bad habit is spitting. But he only does that when he gets excited or worked up.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Mon 05/12/08 12:42 PM
allergy season ........ my nose is whistling .....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/12/08 12:43 PM
Watches gypsy take a shower.

damnitscloudy Joined Sat 04/07/07 Posts: 11293	Mon 05/12/08 12:56 PM
Dear Diary; AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have to be out by tomorrow morning OR I'LL BE EVICTED FOR REAL! And guess what!? STILL NOBODY WILL HELP ME!

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Mon 05/12/08 01:35 PM
I will give you a hand. 'Clap, clap, clap, clap'.