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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 76 | |
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Dear diary....beach is giving us ideas!!!     Dear Diary...that's what Gypsy gets for giving me impure thoughts.  Its Muriel!! She's terrible!! Gypsy wears her halo as an anklet
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<-- uses her halo as a bug zapper
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Dear diary......Muriel is being a dirty dirty girl again........
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did my woman run hide in chere......???????
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Im thinking its because of all the sexual frustration!!
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did my woman run hide in chere......???????
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<-- uses her halo as a bug zapper should stun zap cat with it....to bath the smell away |
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hEY purple......did you get an email from our stalker tonight???? lmaooooooooo you should read this.....
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no ..... darn ..... now I'm jealous.......
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My friend had a poster of Eminem with no shirt on I
just wanted to lick his belly! 
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My friend had a poster of Eminem with no shirt on I just wanted to lick his belly!
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WIIIIILLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOONNNNNN
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SSPPPPPAAALLLLLDDDIINGGG!!
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you guys got some balls
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you guys got some balls
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WE"VE GOT THE BIGGEST BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!!!!!
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Well I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety And I always fill my ballroom The event is never small The social pages say I've got The biggest balls of all I've got big balls I've got big balls They're such big balls And they're dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) And my balls are always bouncing My ballroom always full And everybody cums and cums again If your name is on the guest list No one can take you higher Everybody says I've got Great balls of fire I've got big balls Oh I've got big balls And they're such big balls Dirty big balls And he's got big balls And she's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) Some balls are held for charity And some for fancy dress But when they're held for pleasure They're the balls that I like best My balls are always bouncing To the left and to the right It's my belief that my big balls Should be held every night We've got big balls We've got big balls We've got big balls Dirty big balls He's got big balls She's got big balls (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) (We've got big balls) (We've got big balls) And I'm just itching to tell you about them Oh we had such wonderful fun Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish (But we've got the biggest balls of them all) (Ball sucker) (Ball sucker) (Ball sucker) (Ball sucker) |
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Dear diary.......I have marbles
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for those who just rocked
WE SALUTE YOU!
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Dear diary.......I have marbles in your throat? |
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