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Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 76
purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 05/10/08 12:13 AM
Dear Gypsy ..... change your CAT LITTER tommorrow.....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 05/10/08 12:13 AM
Smokey, the cat with the monster sphinxter! I'm rollin!!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/10/08 12:14 AM
Dear Gypsy ..... change your CAT LITTER tommorrow..... yaaaaaaaaaaaaaay purple!! you get my text message???

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/10/08 12:19 AM
Ummmmmmmmmm you should have seen smokey's mother's sphincter!!! I had his mother Spookey for awhile......took her when my best friend went to rehab the 2nd time.....

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 05/10/08 12:19 AM
I'm picturing gypsy walking out to the garbage can with a white plastic garbage bag full of cat sh!t but its only one turd. Ha ha ha ha!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/10/08 12:20 AM
I'm picturing gypsy walking out to the garbage can with a white plastic garbage bag full of cat sh!t but its only one turd. Ha ha ha ha!!! <------------falling out of her chair........neighbours wondering why she is laughing sooooooooooo loud!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 05/10/08 12:23 AM
oh ......um .......no , my phone needs charging

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/10/08 12:23 AM
oh ......um .......no , my phone needs charging ok well it said this......... I HAVE CANADIAN BEAVER BUZZ AND YOU DONT!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/10/08 12:24 AM
<-----ACTUAL PICS i TOOK OF THE BEAVER BUZZ.....

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 05/10/08 12:25 AM
awwwwwwww jeeez I'm ALWAYS outta da loop........

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 05/10/08 12:26 AM
I've got scones

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 05/10/08 12:26 AM
Robber jumps out of the bushes with a mask and a knife and yells "Give me all your money!" gypsy swings the bag with one large cat turd hitting the felon square in the face killing him instantly with the 10 pound feces. Story at 10!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/10/08 12:30 AM
I've got scones

longhairbiker Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26589	Sat 05/10/08 12:30 AM
Gypsy accidently drops 10 pound cat turds in her hated coworkers purses at work when no ones looking. Then revels at the expressions on their faces as they blindly reach in their purses for their car keys.

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 05/10/08 12:31 AM
what I realllly need is some CHOCOLATE

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/10/08 12:31 AM
Robber jumps out of the bushes with a mask and a knife and yells "Give me all your money!" gypsy swings the bag with one large cat turd hitting the felon square in the face killing him instantly with the 10 pound feces. Story at 10! Cat poop is a weapon......that reminds me of the movie Bad Boys with Sean Penn and he collects all those pop cans.......and beats the crap out of the top guy in jail! I thought it was a genius move!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/10/08 12:32 AM
what I realllly need is some CHOCOLATE No you just need a beaver buzz!!!

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/10/08 12:36 AM
Gypsy accidently drops 10 pound cat turds in her hated coworkers purses at work when no ones looking. Then revels at the expressions on their faces as they blindly reach in their purses for their car keys. ohhhhhhhhhhhhh ideas!!!

purplecat Joined Tue 10/10/06 Posts: 35756	Sat 05/10/08 12:36 AM
um........my beaver needs something alright

Gypsy41 Joined Tue 05/15/07 Posts: 123359	Sat 05/10/08 12:38 AM
um........my beaver needs something alright lol where is your guy? bachelor number 1??? Speaking of beavers.......how does one........oh never mind!!