whatever happened to jeeves........i need that guy ok now im gone.........didnt mean to blow out this.........

jeeves is now ask.com


I miss jeeves......jeeves was cool!!

I knew a man who jangles
And he'll dance for you
In worn out shoes
With silver hair, a ragged shirt and baggy pants
He would do the old soft shoe
He would jump so high
Jump so high
Then he lightly touched down

Told me of the time
He worked with, with minstrel shows
Travelling troughout the south
He spoke with tears for fifteen years
How his, how his dog and he
They would travel about
But his dog up and died
Got up and died
An after twenty years, he still grieves

He said
I dance now
every chance in honky tonks
for my drinks and tips
but most the time I, I spend behind these county bars
You see son I, I drinks a bit
And then he shook his head
Oh Lord, when he shook his head
I can swear I heard somebody saying please, please

A Mister Bojangles
A Mister Bojangles
A Mister Bojangles, come back and dance and dance
and dance, please dance

A Mister Bojangles
A Mister Bojangles
A Mister Bojangles, come back and dance!

WWWWWWWIIIIIILLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOONNNNNNN

dEAR DIARY.....I went to the store today......I seen all these bouquets of roses.......I wanted to buy them for my mom but I wanted them too.....I just looked at them.

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLDING!

hi gypsy

HEY OC!!

dEAR DIARY......remind me to change the kitty litter tomorrow!!

lol
\why dont u change it now

because I have to do it when smokey is out of the house....because the minute he sees me change it......he decides to do a great big crap!!!

I freaking cracked up. That's hilarious!!!! I told you smokey was anal retentive!!! Ha ha ha

You're so hot, teasing me
So you're blue but I can't take a chance on a chick like you
That's something I couldn't do
There's that look in your eyes
I can read in your face that your feelings are driving you wild
Ah, but girl you're only a child

Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?

Take it easy (take it easy)
Better slow down girl
That's no way to go
Does your mother know?
Take it easy (take it easy)
Try to cool it girl
Take it nice and slow
Does your mother know?

I can see what you want
But you seem pretty young to be searching for that kind of fun
So maybe I'm not the one
Now you're so cute, I like your style
And I know what you mean when you give me a flash of that smile (smile)
But girl you're only a child

Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?

Take it easy (take it easy)
Better slow down girl
That's no way to go
Does your mother know?
Take it easy (take it easy)
Try to cool it girl
Take it nice and slow
Does your mother know?

Well I can dance with you honey
If you think it's funny
Does your mother know that you're out?
And I can chat with you baby
Flirt a little maybe
Does your mother know that you're out?

(repeat 2x and fade

lol smokey will be outside all day and come in to crap in the kitty litter box!!!

Shadow is an outside pooper.......Ive rarely seen in the kitty box!!

Dear diary.......were talking about cat poop!!!

I picture this overfed, overweight furball holding this major dump for clean litter. The turd is so huge he can't cover it up. My sides are sore!! I got tears rolling out of my eyes thinking of your cat taking a monster dump.

hahahaaaaaaaaaaa he is a huge cat and let me put it to you this way.....friends of mine fed my cats when I went on vacation.......they thought humans were pooping in the cat box!!!

Dear diary......smokey has an awfully large sphincter!!!

gypsy told u not to do that no more