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| Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 76 | |
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I like my blankets.......I have one that feels like velvet......ohhhhhhhhhhhh nice!!!
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dEAR DIARY......I need some new crappy music......for my collection!!! Any ideas? 
"Musically" a crappy rendition of the original but hilarious! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTCYLbFxTpI |
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Dear diary........I will admit that I had a huge crush on Gilligan!!!
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I had fantasies of doing Mrs. Howell while she had a cigarette holder in her glove'ed hand and that "pondering 2+2 look."
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you didnt want ginger or maryanne??
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Maryanne's a givin!
but occasionally when drinky feel kinky  yus LOVEY!
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Maryanne's a givin! but occasionally when drinky feel kinky yus LOVEY!
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I didn't want Ginger or Maryanne!
Embers said she was tattling to chevy on me & I was innocent! 
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Tattle Tales will be Prosecuted!!!
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ok diary........everytime I look at a thread......Im the last one to post.......Im staring at myself here!!!
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I wanted some of mary annes banana cream pie.
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Let's all pay attention this week!
First-year students at Iowa State's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough - it's even tougher if you're stupid.' |
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How come nobody wanted the skipper??
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I want some of gypsys sausage mcmuffin too. Hard.
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I didn't want Ginger or Maryanne!
Embers said she was tattling to chevy on me & I was innocent!
You wanted the Professor....He could make that radio into other special electronic devices and figured out coconut viagra way back in 64 oh and Lisa...watch out...Luis and I are comin your way in a few weeks
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Let's all pay attention this week! First-year students at Iowa State's Vet school were receiving their first anatomy class, with a dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, 'In Veterinary Medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body.' For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth. 'Go ahead and do the same thing,' he told his students. The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, 'The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough - it's even tougher if you're stupid.'
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california dreamin........
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ok I dont wanna be a sausage mcmuffin anymore!!!
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too many ppl wanna eat me!!!
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I'm going to bed now. With no cats or wives to pester me.
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