A few days before Jack married Wendy, he had her name tattooed on his
penis to show her how much he loved her. When erect, the name was
fully visible; but when deflated, it read "Wy". After the ceremony, they
went to Jamaica on their honeymoon. Wendy was delighted with Jack's
"special emblem of devotion." Their hotel had two beaches, one
traditional and one nudist. After two days of the traditional beach,
Wendy suggested visiting the clothing-optional beach. As Wendy lay on
her towel in the hot sun, she asked Jack if he'd bring her a cold drink.
He walked across the sand to the little hut and asked the bartender, who
was also naked, for two frozen mixed drinks. Jack tried not to stare,
but he noticed that the bartender had "Wy" tattooed on his penis. "Hey",
Jack said and smiled, "What a coincidence. Your girlfriend must also be
named Wendy." "Oh no, mon," the bartender said and laughed, "Mine say
'Welcome to Jamaica, Mon, Enjoy your stay'"

Damn...

laugh: Holy
smokes!

KARMA,
LMAO,thanks needed that

now thats one big
willy!!

i'm dying of laughter

OMFGS!

Humm guess that is what they call a big boy!

eeccckkkkk!!

ha ha ha ...lmao!!

very tongue on cheek funny as all hell too :D

should of added.... drinks are on the house.... lmclao



toooooooooooooooooooooooo flippin funny