A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing

home. Unfortunately, all the Catholic facilities were completely full

so they had to put him in a Jewish home. After a few weeks in the
Jewish

facility, they came to visit their abuelo. "How do you like it here?"

asks the grandson.

"It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,"

says grandpa "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the
wrong

place for you. You know, since you are a little different from
everyone." "Oh, no!

Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here,"

grandpa says with a big smile.



"There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the

violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him "Maestro". "There is

a judge in here he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30
years and

everyone still calls him "Your Honor". "And there's a physician here

that is 90 years old. He hasn't practiced medicine for 25 years and

everyone still calls him "Doctor". And me, I haven't had sex for 35

years and they still call me 'The ****ing Mexican

ok that was pretty funny but some people wouldn't think so!!!

soory new here.. thats why I said.... Pls.. its just a joke.. I dont
want to offend anyone... its just a joke... thats it...

i think it was funny as hell... good job..im my
ass off

I thought it was funny too and no more offensive then a lot of
other jokes here remember the key word JOKE we have to be able to
laugh at ourselves and life to survive in this crazy world