Pepper and garlic

I agree.... we each have our own thing and thoughts... but Love and
understanding to all.....

I think it depends on How younger! I have many guys want to see me..
but they are my Kids age.... well that to me is a No no... but if they
are older than my kids.. then I think about it... but I do not think I
would see a guy that is my kids age... just my thought on it.. but to
each his own really... cause after your legal does age really matter

kinda lost here? your ex.. is taking your kids to his g/f house which is
your sister in law..? so do you mean that your bothers wife is your
husband new g/f?

soory new here.. thats why I said.... Pls.. its just a joke.. I dont
want to offend anyone... its just a joke... thats it...

A Mexican family was considering putting their grandfather in a nursing

home. Unfortunately, all the Catholic facilities were completely full

so they had to put him in a Jewish home. After a few weeks in the
Jewish

facility, they came to visit their abuelo. "How do you like it here?"

asks the grandson.

"It's wonderful. Everyone here is so courteous and respectful,"

says grandpa "We're so happy for you. We were worried that this was the
wrong

place for you. You know, since you are a little different from
everyone." "Oh, no!

Let me tell you about how wonderfully they treat the residents here,"

grandpa says with a big smile.



"There's a musician here-- he's 85 years old. He hasn't played the

violin in 20 years and everyone still calls him "Maestro". "There is

a judge in here he's 95 years old. He hasn't been on the bench in 30
years and

everyone still calls him "Your Honor". "And there's a physician here

that is 90 years old. He hasn't practiced medicine for 25 years and

everyone still calls him "Doctor". And me, I haven't had sex for 35

years and they still call me 'The ****ing Mexican

Nick the Dragon Slayer had a long-standing obsession to nuzzle the
beautiful Queen's voluptuous breasts, but he knew the penalty for this
would be death. One day he revealed his secret desire to his colleague,
Horatio, the Physician, who was the King's chief doctor. Horatio the
Physician exclaimed that he could arrange for Nick the Dragon Slayer to
satisfy his desire, but it would cost him 1,000 gold coins to arrange
it. Without pause, Nick the Dragon Slayer readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio the Physician made a batch of itching powder and
poured a little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon
after she dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense. Upon being
summoned to the Royal Chambers to address this incident, Horatio the
Physician informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if
applied for four hours, would cure this type of itch, and that tests had
shown that only the saliva of Nick the Dragon Slayer would work as the
antidote to cure the itch.

The King quickly summoned Nick the Dragon Slayer.

Horatio the Physician then slipped Nick the Dragon Slayer the antidote
for the itching powder, which he quickly put into his mouth, and for the
next four hours, Nick worked passionately on the Queen's voluptuous and
magnificent breasts. The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and
Nick the Dragon Slayer left satisfied and touted as a hero.

Upon returning to his chamber, Nick the Dragon Slayer found Horatio the
Physician demanding his payment of 1,000 gold coins. With his obsession
now satisfied, Nick the Dragon Slayer couldn't have cared less and,
knowing that Horatio the Physician could never report this matter to the
King, shooed him away with no payment made.

The next day, Horatio the Physician slipped a massive dose of the same
itching powder into the King's shorts. The King immediately summoned
Nick the Dragon Slayer...

The moral of the story - - Pay Your Bills.

I am very new... just thought I would say Hi. I am single.. almost 47
now... Have two sons.. the oldest is a Sgt. in the Marines just back to
his base in Okinawa after a yr. in Iraq. the youngest which is almost 21
just moved out.... Finally.... I like to go to diccussion boards... and
love to read Jokes.. or play some online games... I work at a Private
Pekingese show dog kennel..Love to just chat with people ...