ONE MORNING A MAN WAKES UP AND GOES OUT SIDE HE LOOKS UP AND THERS A
BEAR ON HIS ROOF .HE GOES BACK IN SIDE GET THE PHONE BOOK. SURE ENOUGH
HE SEES BEAR REMOVAL SO HE CALLS THE GUY A SHORT TIME LATER AVAN PULLS
UP.THIS MAN GETS OUT.HE GOES TO THE BACK OF THE VAN. HE GETS OUT A
LADDER. A BASEBALL BAT.A MEAN PIT BULL.AND A SHOT GUN. THE OWNER ASKS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE REPLYS ILL CLIMB THE LADDER AND NOCK OFF THE BAER
WITH THIS BAT.WHEN HE FALLS THE PIT WILL GRAB HIM BY THE BALLS TILL ICAN
GET HIM IN THE CAGE.THE OWNER ASKS WELL WHATS THE GUN FOR.HE SAID IN
CASE THE BEAR NOCKS ME OFF. YOU CAN SHOOT THE DOG

thats une mean puppy lol

No!Here is how your little charade is going to play out.I'm going to
wait for imbecile#1 to get three quarters up the ladder then I swipe at
the ladder removing it from the rooftop.Now imbecile#1 is falling down
wards yelling OH~S#@T!.He lands right on top of imbecile#2 and the
shotgun discharges killing the nasty pit bull.Then I shimmy down the
drain pipe and walk over to you two fear~filled imbeciles huddled
together crying to Mommy and Jesus.Then I leave a couple drag marks on
both you imbeciles for trying that stupid crap on me.Then I grab both of
your lunch box's and take off on my merry way back to the woods.You can
alot from a bear hey?Dumb and Dumber.(LMAO)Grrrrrrrrrrrr!Cybear Rules!