ILL BE FIRST TO ADDMIT IT. WE ARE ONLY MALE

ONE MORNING A MAN WAKES UP AND GOES OUT SIDE HE LOOKS UP AND THERS A
BEAR ON HIS ROOF .HE GOES BACK IN SIDE GET THE PHONE BOOK. SURE ENOUGH
HE SEES BEAR REMOVAL SO HE CALLS THE GUY A SHORT TIME LATER AVAN PULLS
UP.THIS MAN GETS OUT.HE GOES TO THE BACK OF THE VAN. HE GETS OUT A
LADDER. A BASEBALL BAT.A MEAN PIT BULL.AND A SHOT GUN. THE OWNER ASKS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING HE REPLYS ILL CLIMB THE LADDER AND NOCK OFF THE BAER
WITH THIS BAT.WHEN HE FALLS THE PIT WILL GRAB HIM BY THE BALLS TILL ICAN
GET HIM IN THE CAGE.THE OWNER ASKS WELL WHATS THE GUN FOR.HE SAID IN
CASE THE BEAR NOCKS ME OFF. YOU CAN SHOOT THE DOG

ONE DAY A CHICKEN WAS PECKING AROUND AND HE HERD SOME ONE HOLLERING HELP
HELP// HE RAN AROUND THE BARN AND THIS HORSE WAS STUCK IN THE MUD. HE
THOUGHT HOW CAN I GET HIM OUT.HE RAN TO THE HOUSE THE FARMER WAS GONE
THE ONLY THING HE COULD SEE WAS AHARLY DAVIDSON.SO HE JUMPS ON IT TIES A
ROPE ON THE HORSE PULLS HIM OUT . HORSE SAYS ONE DAY ILL PAY YOU BACK
DAYS LATTER THE HORSE IS EATING. AND HEARS CRYS OF HELP HE RUNS AROUND
THE BARN THE CHICKEN IS STUCK IN THE MUDD HE THINKS HOW CAN I GET HIM
OUT WELL IT HITS HIM .HE STRADDLES THE MUDD PUDDLE AND TELLS THE CHICKEN
TO GRAB HIS PECKER AND HANG ON.WELL THE MORLE TO THIS STORY IS.IF YOUR
HUNG LIKE AHORSE YOU DONT NEED A HARLY TO PICK UP CHICKS