Topic: Dear diary......omg another diary!!! - part 73
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Sun 05/04/08 02:54 AM




I'm at home gypsy. Cmon over and let's do it like they do it on the discovery channel.
How come youre not working???? And how can the power be out and your on the net???? Enquiring minds wanna know!!laugh
satellite handheld. I need no landlines or power. I went to at&t today and upgraded big time. I got boo coo toys today. I'm gonna have EMS lines tomorrow with the highest speed net over satellite they have. Woo woo!
And in engrish???laugh drinker
I have a laptop computer that I hold in my hand. I charge it up and the batteries last 14 hours. I have bluetooth and I talk into the earbud and auto dictation transcripts and follows vocal commands and transmits over satellite to you. My computer weighs half a pound and fits in my pocket. Ha ha.

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Sun 05/04/08 02:56 AM
ya but it must be hard to see the words.....and the pictures!!:tongue:

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Sun 05/04/08 02:59 AM
yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn

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Sun 05/04/08 03:04 AM

and can you call canada for less than $1000000000000 ???huhlaugh laugh laugh laugh
nope not yet. Those 3 phone calls I made to you they charged me $1.47 a minute. So my bill was $750 dollars. I wasn't joking. As of today canada will be .50 cents a minute. Being stupid and sending photos over text message lines will be .50 cents a picture so I gotta remember to never do that. I never text anyway. I message ovee the net and photo share over the net. But having ems instantaneous net will speed me up some. I got a new handheld today with expansion cards installed for free.

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Sun 05/04/08 03:05 AM


and can you call canada for less than $1000000000000 ???huhlaugh laugh laugh laugh
nope not yet. Those 3 phone calls I made to you they charged me $1.47 a minute. So my bill was $750 dollars. I wasn't joking. As of today canada will be .50 cents a minute. Being stupid and sending photos over text message lines will be .50 cents a picture so I gotta remember to never do that. I never text anyway. I message ovee the net and photo share over the net. But having ems instantaneous net will speed me up some. I got a new handheld today with expansion cards installed for free.
That pic you sent me on my phone cost me $6laugh noway laugh

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Sun 05/04/08 03:06 AM
my cell you can get phone cards for 1 cent a minute.....i forget which ones they are......

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Sun 05/04/08 03:12 AM
gniteyawn yawn

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Sun 05/04/08 07:28 AM
Dear Diary;

FREE SAUSAGE AND BISCUITS! JUST COME TO ALLEN'S HOUSE! laugh

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 05/04/08 07:31 AM
Hold the sausage.....all about the biscuits.

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Sun 05/04/08 07:33 AM

Hold the sausage.....all about the biscuits.


No! You will eat the sausage whether you like it or not! lol :tongue:

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Sun 05/04/08 07:34 AM
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I bet you say that to all the girls.

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Sun 05/04/08 07:43 AM

laugh laugh laugh
I bet you say that to all the girls.


LoL! PERV! I should have caught that tho cause i'm the biggest perv in Kentucky. I think i need more coffee laugh drinker

Beachfarmer's photo
Sun 05/04/08 07:46 AM
noway Biggest PERV in KY?

laugh Now THAT'S saying something.

damnitscloudy's photo
Sun 05/04/08 07:48 AM
Well we all have to be good at something...mine is perving cute sun bathing women laugh

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Sun 05/04/08 07:50 AM
That would make ME the biggest PERV in Cali.laugh glasses

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Sun 05/04/08 08:43 AM
Dear diar.......Is there are any perverts in here???devil laugh laugh laugh devil

Please pass the sausage!!!laugh laugh

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Sun 05/04/08 08:56 AM
ughhhhhhhhhh why am I awake?yawn yawn yawn yawn

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Sun 05/04/08 08:59 AM
I'm thinking the same thing ........why arent I still sleeeping?!?yawn

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Sun 05/04/08 09:00 AM
noway YIKES!

We woke the sausage hunters.

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Sun 05/04/08 09:03 AM

noway YIKES!

We woke the sausage hunters.
THATS RIGHT MATE!!!devil laugh drinker