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Topic: why did the chicken cross the road
chris1979 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 4987	Thu 05/01/08 08:04 PM
I have no clue, any help

tanyaann Joined Mon 12/03/07 Posts: 32220	Thu 05/01/08 08:04 PM
to lay an egg?

johncarl Joined Mon 11/26/07 Posts: 5074	Thu 05/01/08 08:06 PM
to get away from the farmer that was into chickens

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Thu 05/01/08 08:07 PM
cause he saw a giant p#ssy......cat?

crazysillygirl Joined Mon 01/29/07 Posts: 4869	Thu 05/01/08 08:07 PM
to get to the other side!!!!

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Thu 05/01/08 08:07 PM
He was running from KFC

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Thu 05/01/08 08:09 PM
hey,,, giant c0cks dont like those 3 letters

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Thu 05/01/08 08:10 PM
hey,,, giant c0cks dont like those 3 letters No they don't. Colonel Sanders was a mean old man. Hate KFC lol

joshyfox Joined Fri 08/18/06 Posts: 4272	Thu 05/01/08 08:10 PM
Because it surrendered and decided to let itself get eaten by "The Fox".

lifestooshort6 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 6667	Thu 05/01/08 08:10 PM
He was running from KFC no that's why did Sara cross the road?

thumper95 Joined Tue 08/07/07 Posts: 33316	Thu 05/01/08 08:12 PM
fox hell,, i have wolves and bears as protectors,, why must my c0ck always be bothered by haters???lol

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Thu 05/01/08 08:12 PM
He was running from KFC no that's why did Sara cross the road? It's true sis, the chicken and I are on the run together. Like Bonnie and Cluck.

chris1979 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 4987	Thu 05/01/08 08:12 PM
thanks for the help, now i can cross the road

lifestooshort6 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 6667	Thu 05/01/08 08:14 PM
helping one across the road chris?

chris1979 Joined Sun 10/14/07 Posts: 4987	Thu 05/01/08 08:14 PM
helping one across the road chris? MUCH THANKS

jedigirl Joined Fri 02/02/07 Posts: 1070	Thu 05/01/08 08:14 PM
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

lifestooshort6 Joined Mon 12/31/07 Posts: 6667	Thu 05/01/08 08:20 PM
helping one across the road chris? MUCH THANKS your welcome

SunnyMcleod Joined Fri 01/11/08 Posts: 15208	Thu 05/01/08 08:21 PM
So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained. Oh my gosh that apple is creepy. Crab apple?

adj4u Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 21254	Fri 05/02/08 02:02 AM
it was between her and jimmie cracking corn but i dont care

fireatwill Joined Thu 11/29/07 Posts: 76	Fri 05/02/08 03:07 PM
To show the raccoons that it COULD be done.

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