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Cuz all the truly nice guys aren't cute... and if they are, they're taken, gay, or not ready to be in a relationship.
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Girls just want to play good cop - bad cop! I Know I want to be the bad cop and she can be the good cop! hands up, turn around, face the wall and spread em.
Glad I brought the thumb clamps and Wesson Oil!
nothing better than being prepared
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Cuz all the truly nice guys aren't cute... and if they are, they're taken, gay, or not ready to be in a relationship.
How are YOU doin'? ...
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Girls just want to play good cop - bad cop! I Know I want to be the bad cop and she can be the good cop! hands up, turn around, face the wall and spread em.
Glad I brought the thumb clamps and Wesson Oil!
nothing better than being prepared
Already got the condoms turned inside out so they are ribbed for "MY" pleasure......but don't worry...brought you a pocket washing machine with extra rough spin cycle
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Girls just want to play good cop - bad cop! I Know I want to be the bad cop and she can be the good cop! hands up, turn around, face the wall and spread em.
Glad I brought the thumb clamps and Wesson Oil!
nothing better than being prepared
Already got the condoms turned inside out so they are ribbed for "MY" pleasure......but don't worry...brought you a pocket washing machine with extra rough spin cycle
thoughtful too! nice guys still do exist
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Even dirtbags know how to pick that special gift.
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That's some funny ****.
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That's some funny ****.
Wait til you see the lip quiver at the same speed as the wash cycle.....that's more fun than a poodle with a mouth full of peanut butter
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Cuz all the truly nice guys aren't cute... and if they are, they're taken, gay, or not ready to be in a relationship.
Now that hurt, not sting, but just painfully hurt.
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Cuz all the truly nice guys aren't cute... check and if they are, they're taken, gay, or not ready to be in a relationship. also check
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Cuz all the truly nice guys aren't cute... and if they are, they're taken, gay, or not ready to be in a relationship.
Now that hurt, not sting, but just painfully hurt.
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How'd you like to swallow some truth?
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Cuz all the truly nice guys aren't cute... and if they are, they're taken, gay, or not ready to be in a relationship.
Now that hurt, not sting, but just painfully hurt.
It's not true so don't worry about it.
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Cuz all the truly nice guys aren't cute... and if they are, they're taken, gay, or not ready to be in a relationship.
Now that hurt, not sting, but just painfully hurt.
It's not true so don't worry about it.
(mostly )
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How'd you like to swallow some truth?
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I'm tired of corrupting them... ...sensitive in my old age...
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MOUNTED NIGHTLY
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MOUNTED NIGHTLY
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hands up, turn around, face the wall and spread em.
Glad I brought the thumb clamps and Wesson Oil!
How are YOU doin'? ...
