1. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

2. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

3. Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

4. HI! Can I buy you a car?

5. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

6. Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?

7. Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, "I knew if I fingered you long enough you would come."

8. Excuse me. Do you want to f*k or should I apologize?

9. Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose?

10. Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f*k? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

11. Excuse me, have I f'd you yet?

12. I am a magical being, take off your bra.

13. My name's [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

14. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

15. I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?

16. F*k me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen?

17. That's a nice shirt, it would go great with my floor.

18. I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW!

19. I love you. I want to marry you. Now f my brains out.

20. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

hahahahaha funny

funny

I use 5 all the time.

BWhahaha I have a shirt like that

Save your face and drink... Just hand over the cash

My name really is Gretchen gee thanks! lol

I'm not Mr. Right but I'll take care of you untill he gets here.

u use 12 but it never works

how about, "Did it hurt?" ("Did what hurt?") "When you fell from heaven?"

So whats wrong with number 17? There is this big stain on my floor and I think the shirt would make it look better.

damn roy!

those are pretty sad.

Was your dad a butcher? Because you have some nice hams!

Was your dad a baker? Because You have a nice muffin top!

OMG, didn't I smack you once? I thought you looked familiar!

what u got any better ones