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| Topic: COME ON, "MEN"! WE'RE NOT DOING OUR JOB! | |
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 I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh out of it. The men must not see the urgency here. WOMEN DO NOT NEED US! THEY ARE MODERN AND INDEPENDENT! If you're SMART you'll do everything you can to make yourself attractive to women, like I have. And then WORSHIP whichever one decides to be nice enough to share her time with you. Please keep in mind that we don't like "kiss butts" or "yes" men.  So my opening lines should be "Deal with it" and "No"? Of course not. Have an opinion and personality. That's difficult to do if you'er always agreeing with us. Yeah... but don't confuse someone who knows when you are right for someone without an opinion and personality. Sometimes men say 'yes' because we actually mean it. There's no confusion. It's obvious when a man is a kiss a$$.
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I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh out of it. The men must not see the urgency here. WOMEN DO NOT NEED US! THEY ARE MODERN AND INDEPENDENT! If you're SMART you'll do everything you can to make yourself attractive to women, like I have. And then WORSHIP whichever one decides to be nice enough to share her time with you. Seriously, there are only a few women in the U.S. that have done that. It's probably for fun and done for attention. |
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I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh out of it. The men must not see the urgency here. WOMEN DO NOT NEED US! THEY ARE MODERN AND INDEPENDENT! If you're SMART you'll do everything you can to make yourself attractive to women, like I have. And then WORSHIP whichever one decides to be nice enough to share her time with you. Please keep in mind that we don't like "kiss butts" or "yes" men. So my opening lines should be "Deal with it" and "No"? Of course not. Have an opinion and personality. That's difficult to do if you'er always agreeing with us. Yeah... but don't confuse someone who knows when you are right for someone without an opinion and personality. Sometimes men say 'yes' because we actually mean it. There's no confusion. It's obvious when a man is a kiss a$$. No, not really. There's also no confusion when a woman just isn't interested in an actual nice guy (seen it all too much...).
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Nasty schizoprenic divorce to follow with broken restraining orders, account forgery, incarceration (with 2 cells), brief reconciliation, inner child custody battle.....finally letting all the anger go.....a remembered friend ship and cooperation in taking care of the cats
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I am not interested in her romantically, because I am such good friends with her. But she is a beautiful person ON THE INSIDE.
Now, her administrative assistant on the other hand.....BLUSH! |
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Edited by
wiley
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Thu 05/01/08 09:08 AM
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No, not really. There's also no confusion when a woman just isn't interested in an actual nice guy (seen it all too much...). I'm getting a little of that right now. 
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I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh out of it. The men must not see the urgency here. WOMEN DO NOT NEED US! THEY ARE MODERN AND INDEPENDENT! If you're SMART you'll do everything you can to make yourself attractive to women, like I have. And then WORSHIP whichever one decides to be nice enough to share her time with you. Please keep in mind that we don't like "kiss butts" or "yes" men. So my opening lines should be "Deal with it" and "No"? Of course not. Have an opinion and personality. That's difficult to do if you'er always agreeing with us. Yeah... but don't confuse someone who knows when you are right for someone without an opinion and personality. Sometimes men say 'yes' because we actually mean it. There's no confusion. It's obvious when a man is a kiss a$$. No, not really. There's also no confusion when a woman just isn't interested in an actual nice guy (seen it all too much...). IMO - Those women aren't ready to settle down. |
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Edited by
wiley
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Thu 05/01/08 09:10 AM
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IMO - Those women aren't ready to settle down. Oh I'm pretty sure they're ready to settle down. Just not with a nice guy. Either that or they're just plain masochists. |
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I am not interested in her romantically, because I am such good friends with her. But she is a beautiful person ON THE INSIDE. Now, her administrative assistant on the other hand.....BLUSH! Good luck! |
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IMO - Those women aren't ready to settle down. Oh I'm pretty sure they're ready to settle down. Just not with a nice guy. I'd say: Ready to settle down, but aren't grown up enough to really understand what they want in a man. |
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I wonder if she married herself because maybe she wanted some expensive gifts she couldn't afford? I wonder where she was registered at?
I actually watched a show Sex in the City had it where one of the girls married herself because one of her friends lost her expensive shoes. So she sent her an invitation along with where she was registered so she could get her shoes back. I guess you have to do what you have to do!!! |
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Nasty schizoprenic divorce to follow with broken restraining orders, account forgery, incarceration (with 2 cells), brief reconciliation, inner child custody battle.....finally letting all the anger go.....a remembered friend ship and cooperation in taking care of the cats You guys are killin' me
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At work yesterday I ran in to a dear friend, and I noticed she had a new accessory. A wedding ring! I bursted in to excitement as I began to congratulate her, but the joy was short lived. She told me she had performed a ceremony, which an alarming number of other women have been doing as well, in which she married HERSELF! That's right! Married herself! Why? Because she hadn't found a man WHO WAS ACCEPTABLE FOR MARRAIGE! That's right: None of today's so-called "men" were able to supply this MODERN, VIVACIOUS, WONDERFUL woman with the companionship she needs, so as a slap in the face reminder to all of us, she has MARRIED HERSELF! COME ON, "MEN"! We need to STEP UP OUR GAME here! No more taking women for granted! No more disrespecting women! No more wanting women for bedroom activities! No more sexism! It is time we all grow up, and offer our undying devotion to the wonderful woman who has decided we deserve her time and company! |
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I am not interested in her romantically, because I am such good friends with her. But she is a beautiful person ON THE INSIDE. Now, her administrative assistant on the other hand.....BLUSH! I do think you are confused about INNER BEAUTY though. I think you need to google that and see if your definition is right. You thought that one bar chick had inner beauty and trust me, she didn't!!! |
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Soon to be shown on local and national news:
Women marrying themselves. Is it just a plea for attention? Why they are doing it, and how it has fixed the economy with new broom and dildo sales at 7! |
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Are you guys sure we can't talk about which brand of paste tastes the best?
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Soon to be shown on local and national news: Women marrying themselves. Is it just a plea for attention? Why they are doing it, and how it has fixed the economy with new broom and dildo sales at 7! 
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I think Ned may be the first Stepford HUSBAND.
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That's scary. I think I might have even peed myself a little.
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Neddy - Come back
 I want you to explain to me again what a Feminist is 
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