A United States Marine was attending some college courses between
assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of
the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the
ACLU.

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked
to the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you
to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."

The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.

Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm
still waiting." It got down to the last couple of minutes when the
Marine got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-****ed
him; knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other
students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the
Marine and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do
that?" The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting
America's soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid **** and
act like an asshole. So, He sent me."

Right on....

hoo-rah

oh, fantastic....the messenger of god. pffftt. why dont you to, instead
of protecting the soldiers, to get them the hell out of there.

way to go alright thats a great story

Right freaking on.

By the way, i was a in the navy for six years...and tell you what. god
had nothing to with me living through it all.

kal.. good words there. amen

that was good kal.

Dig it!!

Kal, thankyou for this post. I think it makes a huge and perfect
statement. Anyone who doesn't believe that God is the One who gifts us
with our blessings and carries us in times of pain, suffering and
turmoil need not respond here........

here is my question for the god fearers...
who protects
the jews
the buddihsts
the muslims
the hindus
the sikhs
and these are just some of the major religions....you cant all be right,
BUT YOU CAN ALL BE WRONG
if you guys spent time trying to better your lives (and you only have
one) now. you would be much happier than accepting that your "gods" did
things for a reason.

Latin, Religion has its own forum. Kal posted a good story why look for
crap?

Latin, you really need to post YOUR OWN topic in religion......Troll for
like minded thinkers there....Leave Kals' thread alone.

Kal, Thank you

Amen!!!!

That was great Kal.

Send in that Marine he has one more he needs to take care of, lmao

txgal...u calling for that "grunt" to try and knock me off that
platform? it's to bad, im sitting.

Ohhh latin loosen up it was a good joke okay why get all riled up and
actually I don't like were our troops are either but I still respect
each and everyone that has serverd regardless of what happen to you
there you are here now and safe. So just lighten up a bit and enjoy the
life you are blessed with!

thats awesome

That is soo right Kal thank you.My father was a Marine.I'm going to send
this to him.God Bless! Hoorah!